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Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	6 Sep 2016 03:40
	A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
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Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	6 Sep 2016 08:56
	Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"
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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	6 Sep 2016 11:14
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	8 Sep 2016 18:49
	Thanks Ann, thought someone might have thought me racist :-D
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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	8 Sep 2016 20:03
	nah - never!!!
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	8 Sep 2016 20:54
	Thought I'd left a bad smell :-(
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