General Chat

Nighty night Belle and Ralph, catch up with you tomorrow <3

Good Evening all you lovely people. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-D
I've had a lovely time in South Shields today and the place was just as busy as the centre of Newcastle. Found a little café and had one of my favourite meals - Liver, bacon and onion dinner- mmm!!!. It's a bit chilly outside now so I think I'll watch a bit of telly and have a glass of wine.

GP

Sorry I missed you LB...Nitey~~~Nite <3 <3

Buggaaaaaaaaaaaaalugssssssssssss :-D :-D :-D

Hi GP you sound like you have reallyyyyyyyyyy enjoyed your Day, enjoy your evening and your squiffettes :-D ;-) <3

Looks around "Yep invisible cloak is off" smells armpits :-S :-S

Sniffs the screen, nuffink only sweetness and light Mersey.

Are you snuggly in yer onesie wiv a skwiff in easy reach
:-D :-D

Wakey wakey Mersey

Emma or Fly or anybody :-( :-( :-(

Im here :-) <3

I was just making christmas tree decs :-D :-D

To be sure, to be sure! The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.....

Medical Term - Irish Definition

Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Unfriendly female
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out.

Begorrah! :-D

:-0 :-0 :-0 I have Irish in me genes!! :-D ;-)

I've got holes in mine :-D

I keep my Irishness in my jeans!

Holes in what Auntie Barb?? :-D ;-)

Dermot LOL :-D :-D :-D :-D

Me jeans Mersey me jeans :-D :-D :-

Make me something nice for the top of me tree, could ya :-D :-D

A wooden heart, or a wooden star your choice Auntie Barb :-D :-D

Cause I don't have a wooden heart, tra la

That will do loverly poppet thankyou

:-D :-D

Your Wish is my command :-D :-D <3

Hello everyone - a bright sunny morning here after 3days of rain :-(

Home safe and sound Mersey? <3

Hi Sue...I am thanks all snooky and huddled up in me pj's.... :-) <3

Lolol at this thread :-D :-D :-D

Been out most of the day, but it's a tonic, I tell thee. :-D :-D :-D

Mersey!!! Where's you been - you didn't tell me :-P :-D