General Chat

She ran off and kept them to herself. How about that for cyber friendship. Tut te tut :-D

She is getting more and more like Emms, Greedy guts!! :-| :-|

An aside

went into "Anc"" and they are putting me onto Facebook to look for potential rellies, is that OK. Only just using facebook for a couple of days. I get nervous about this stuff.

I dont use it Auntie Barb, so I dont know :-S

Are we the only 2 bloonies in the village? :-S


EDIT OK thanks

Do you like Toffee Crisp biscuits Mersey ;-) here you go :-D :-D

You didn't ask me but if you had I would have said

thanks but no thanks

;-)

What would you like Barb a Crunchie :-D here you are then

OOOH now you're talking, yum yum :-D :-D :-D


edit even if you are talking like you have had one or two :-D :-D

Did I hear a rumour about a Pool Party tonight Barb :-0

GiN will be topless again :-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D

Hope Merls is not there if he's had beans :-D :-D

Barb Mersey will be skinny dipping ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Is it indoors then ? Did you see that clip of the chap on the ice :-D :-D

I'll join in as long as I can keep me 'ead out the water :-D :-D

I'll bring me lilo incase I feel faint ;-)

You want to be Lilo Lill again tonight ;-) :-D :-D

No Barb think it's in Mersey's garden ;-)

Not seen the clip Barb was it good :-D :-D I can't open it :-|

Keith decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

So they loaded up Keith's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Keith said, 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Keith got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'
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And you thought the ending would be little bit different, didn't you?...You know you smiled... now keep that smile for the rest of the evening!
(C&P from an e-mail).

Sooo funny, why can't you open it, thats a b*gger innit.

In the garden !!! oh I dont know about that unless it's one of those hot tub thingy,s

Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Barb I had someone look at my laptop and he took some programs off :-|

Not got round to dowloading them yet :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Heated swimming pool :-D Hot tub :-D Jacuzzi :-0

Barb Off to make dads tea before he waste's away :-0 not :-D :-D :-D :-D

That'll do, now where's me thermal bikini ?? :-D