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Knitted Breast
Double knitting wool - flesh coloured - I ball (choose your flesh
colour!) similar but darker colour -1 ball
Pair of 3 % mm needles/UK size 10
Cast on 71 stitches
*Work st st for 20 rows
21st row: Kl, *K2 tog, K5, rep from * to end
22nd and alternate rows: Purl
23rd row: Kl, *K2 tog, K4, rep from * to end
Continue to decrease in this way and after 3rd decrease change to
darker wool to make the areola.
Continue decreasing until the Kl, *K2 tog, from * to end has been
worked.
Nipple: st st 4 rows (see below for amendments).
Break yarn, thread through rem stitches, draw up and fasten off.
Sew sides together.
In darker wool on the wrong side of work, make a draw-string stitch
around the base of the nipple, draw up and fasten off. If this stitch is
drawn tightly it makes a "Page 3" nipple. Drawing up less tightly
makes a less prominent nipple. Experiment to get the type you want.
(Wish it were this easy in real life!) NB It is good to have a variety of
shapes and sizes, just as women do (very flat, very small/large,
inverted etc), so they can see that all can work!
To complete: crochet a wool circle in matching wool to fit the base of
the breast, or cut some matching fabric. Stitch half the base in place,
stuff the breast with foam or something squishy (old tights or
shoulder pads work well), and stitch remaining part of base. Different
sizes of breast can be made by amending the pattern, and different
firmness achieved by amount of stuffing.
NB colours are not important but flesh colour is more realistic.


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I find the crochet base easier to do, as the knitting in the base is tight
with the rapid increasing necessary.
However for those who cannot crochet and would like to knit the base
too:
Cast on 6 stitches.
1st row. Knit
2nd row Kl [ml kl) to end. 11
3rd and every alt row to 15th row Purl
4th row Kl (mlkl) to end [21st)
6th row Kl (mlk2) to end (31 st)
8th row Kl (mlk3) to end (41 st)
10th row Kl (mlk4) to end (51st)
12th row Kl (mlk5) to end (61st)
14* row Kl (mlk6) to end (71 st)
15th row Knit
16th row Knit
For the top continue as previous pattern from *.
Happy knitting!

Emma's sponge when she has done mopping up

tears I mean :-D :-D

crikey :-S :-) :-D

Mine has taken the dog for a walk, shaking his
head as he went out the door :-D :-D which
started me off again :-D :-D

2 Pages !!!! for boobies......!!! :-0 :-0

I am definitely gonna knit meself a couple of Page 3 nipples

yeeeehhhhhhhhhh at last :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

There we are, girls! :-D :-D :-D

Now you can all click away, and be as adventurous as you like!

Bigger ones with chunkier wool, perhaps, patterned ones - the variations could be endless! :-D :-D ;-)

Hi all, two days left here for us. Where did that time go.

Sammi so sorry to hear about your friend, our daughter had the same almost 2 years ago now. And your poor car too.

Barb did you have a good time? What was the weather like?

Barb ive got the broadband man in and he keeps peeping around the door as im laughing so much!!!

Good job im not a blusher!!! :-D :-D :-D

Emms you could knit some tartan ones!!! ;-)

What about mohair

make a change :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

There was a young girl from Devizes
Who had breasts of two different sizes,
One was small,
And no good at all,
The other was big and won prizes!


:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Auntie Barb surely they would be itchie !!! :-0 :-0 :-0

Hi Ann

Awwww your still over there you lucky girl. The weather was great and a nice breeze off the sea. One afternoon we had rain so under the large brollies at the pool bar and made lots of friends and dranks too many cocktails . I loved it all.
Wishing you a safe journey home
:-D

~~~~~~ Ann, hope you have had a lovely time and looking forward to returning to the mad house of GR <3 <3 <3

Nothing like a touch of tartan to bring a smile
to your face Mersey ;-) :-D

Hi Ann <3 :-)

This ickle nickum agrees Emms......ock eye Pmsl :-D :-D

Bet the men on here are keeping out the way today :-D :-D :-D

:-D :-D....Mersey