General Chat

Mersey, my Pet, a smile and a Mwoochio from your sweet self is all I need!

Last time our waterfall stopped working was when a bl***din fox chewed through the cable :-( We could tell which fox it was it was the one with a perm :-D :-D :-D

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Mwoooooooooooooochios !! For GeordieN


Barb good job you noticed when you did, otherwise it could have been fish for tea for a week :-D :-D :-D ;-)

~~~~~~ to Big Bertha :-D ;-)

Thankyou, Mersey.............that was lovely! Now I'm on top of the world! :-D :-D :-D


Poor fishies, Barb.......if Big Bertha was 20 inches when you found her, what size is she normally?

Imagining a whale.............

Someone wafted the sunshine up here yesterday..... but waited until I wasn't around before dumping a monsoon on my washing which was ....still hingin' oot.

I had to re wash all of it and hang it back out today in the glorious sunshine!

I'm watching!

I'm feeling the love for Bertha thankyou and she has only grown a few more inches Just got fatter..

Mersey I couldn't fry my fry :-| :-D

A fox with a perm LB :-D

Do you two need to get a room sometime soon, ;-) :-D

Im loving the cake GL...Are you give Mary Berry a run for her money :-D

We had a fish called Wanda :-D :-D

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We had a pair called Kipper and Jaws!

I had one called "Beans" :-D

Ha Ha
My friend had two huge golfish in a tank in her kitchen.
Early one morning, she noticed that there was only one fish in the tank.

Some hours later her OH phoned and she asked him what had happened to the fish.
He had no idea what she was talking about .
......and the goldfish had to be somewhere?

She searched all over the kitchen and finally..... spotted it!
Underneath the microwave. It must have jumped out the tank
She used a fish slice, of all things ,scooped it out from under the microwave and dumped it back into the tank.

After a few minutes, it started swimming again and lived for about another 5years!

Why Beans, Mersey :-S

Yeh why Beans, did you end up baking it

Why didn't you call it Peas ? ;-)

You're gagging now aren't you :-D

Barb, that was cruel! :-D :-D

I know and I'm very sorry it just slipped out

Like the goldfish under the microwave ;-)

*sob, I know I don't come on here every day but I did today and only Geordie Pride 'spoke' to me and I made a suggestion for Barb too *another sob.

Going now!!! :-( :-(

Now look what you've done, Barb!

Don't go AnninGlos :-D Hello from LB~~~~~~~~

Before matches were invented, how did yobs set fire to upturned cars?

OMG ANN I have pm'd you ok

So sorry it was so rude of me.

Girls I did follow through with it honest

throwing my hat in the door :-( :-( :-( :-(

You are forgiven Barb :-D :-D