General Chat

Love the look Scozz :-D :-D

Arfter morning all.

Nice to see a royal sprog free zone :-D

I second that :-D

Second what Emma? ;-) :-D

Ya nickum Island :-D

I just put a lickle nickum in, in the nickumodeon, all I want is bubfree zone and music music music :-D :-D

You make me laugh you all do :-D :-D

Hi young Mersey...Bright as a button as ever....Very big smiles still from yesterday... :-) :-) :-) :-D :-D :-D <3 <3 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) LES.

Hiya Leslie....glad to see your still a smiling ..... :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

Where's me storms I was promised !!!!!!!!!!

Got nothing but hot hot hot and sunny. Had to water the pots meself !!!!!

Was gonna do so much today but ............... done nowt.

Rain due tomorrow now cuz I am goin out visiting. Where's me brolly

Big smiles though :-D :-D :-D and all's well with the world :-D :-D :-D :

Hello Mersey. :-D <3 About time you got out the Chardenay and sent a few glasses down the Cyberhole :-D :-D ( Thats if you have ant to spare) :-D :-D ;-)

Auntie Barb dont put your brolly up when there is thunder and lightning :-0 :-0 me o my...my o me :-D :-D :-D

Will I end of like Mary Poppins

or toast :-D :-D

Mary poppins of course pmsl :-D :-D

Yawn..... I am really bored out me brains

But why, I don't know. I might have to play freecell in a minute

It feels like something is waiting to happen ;-) ;-) ;-) sorry

I can't keep finding things to occupy myself and I don't nap in the afternoons

Should I get a dog ?? No no no. I am rambling omg. Perhaps I should go rambling. A big no to that :-D

Slaps Barb with a wet fish................Food Fight!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Thats cooled me down somewhat :-D :-D

Keep forgetting to ask Mersey, how is your gt. niece doing. Getting lots of cuddles.

Barb don't get me started lol, she is absolutley gorgeous...I had a cuddle this morning she is adorable....thanks for asking Petal :-D :-D

I'm pleased that nobody wants to be like me - weirdly wonderful; remarkably reliable; fatally flawed; excruciatingly embarrassing; literary lout & a silver slogger to boot with a face like a retired hawk who doesn't accept wise men/women gladly.

Enough of this self-justification. Even if you disagree, you can reuse some of these words for the 'Double Word' thread.

Finally, a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush goes into a store. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shop assistant (who is male) & the purchase is done successfully.

A blind man wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses at the same outlet. How should he express himself to the assistant (who is female)?

*Clever-dick answers please. And don't mention triangular cucumber sandwiches in my presence.

He just asks the assistant