General Chat

Awwww thanks Wend :-D...I knew there was something there !! :-D ;-)

So I aint going daft after all ;-)

Maybe a wee hernia in the belly mutton.

What is the difference between sloe and mine, sorry Mersey I didnt mean to diss you. Wow, how cool am I.

Wend cooeeee

There is a clearly defined difference Mersey. Slow gin is merely sloe gin with an incorrect spelling.

Barbinsglos they are very closely regulated and the Thingy Regulation Board takes a very dim view of the rules not being adhered to. Indeed, I heard tell of one chap who had his thingies confiscated because they were sub-standard.

Wend now you're at it too! Why the sudden interest in my protrusions?

Mersey a thingy is very very similar to a wotsit.

Funny haha Errol :-|

I love salt and vinegar thingys but there not as good as a proper wholesome wotsit!! :-D

Maybe he is sprouting :-D ;-)

Was it done by a vet ?

I noticed a wayward bit of privet but I'm too polite to ask. :-) :-) :-)

Barb it would cost an arm and a leg if he went the vets he would be Wobbly Errol...

Island I knew you would look and tell the twuff :-D ;-)

I've been averting my eyes Mersey :-D

If the truth were known we've all had a bit wayward privet from time to time ;-) ;-)

Use Caution When Using Teeth to Castrate Lambs
Lamb castration is not always the idyllic pastime that some people may think it is. The Centers for Disease Control issued the following alert: :-0 :-0 :-0

What on earth are all these ermmm cough,cough, Ladies thinking of by closely scrutinising Errol`s thingy. :-0

Ladies desist now,at this very moment !.. :-|
Scutinising a sheeps thingy is taken very serious by the Sheep police. (Shepherd)

How would you like it if some one Scrutinised your thingy`s.???
It would not be very nice now would it?

So may I suggest you apologise to Errol and just maybe, he`ll not have you sent to the Norty Step.

From Shocked, in Nottingham (Avid GR reader)
;-)

Thank you BudgieRustler - it is, at best, highly embarrassing and I shall have to resort to standing behind a tree and blending into the general background

Page 3 Jimbob, Errol first brought his thingy up#

Absolutely nothing to do with us :-P

Hi everyone.

Watch out for the nettles Errol.

GP

I do believe there is some confusion. We may well be referring to different thingies.

GeordiePride don't worry. I always keep my eye on them. Once bitten twice shy.

Don't look over your shoulder Errol. I can see movement in the long grass and it could be females creeping up.

GP

darn those females and their bloomin' magnifying glasses!

Why are they wearing green privet as camouflage and carrying shepherds crooks with large curved ends.

GP

I have just seen Mersey with her telescope

Hi GeordiePride :-D