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Did they light up when they finished? :-)

Wonder why I keep singing to myself the chorus from Drunken Sailor :-D

I don't really know,it was daylight.

I suppose they glowed a bit.

Don´t know about an exciting morning Sharon.
Think you´ve given us all an exciting day.
When I think of all the fuss over a jar of vaseline...... :-S :-S :-S

It's a lovely shed too.

They give you tea and biscuits when you give blood, :-D,they must have been hard at it.. :-D ;-) :-S

No biscuits. They would have hadto do something really spectacular to get a biscuit.

Oh dear me - I don't post very often, but just HAVE to on this one!
I've got tears of laughter streaming down my face!
This is the funniest thread I've read on here for a long time! LOL

I think vaseline might have come in quite handy on this one!! ;-)

As long as it was in a tube not jar,otherwise it would make it difficult in the tight corners during the erection process. :-S :-S :-D :-D

We had some funding from the Burma Star Association and the lady from SSAFA was telling me how she tried to avoid driving past the garden centre with her sons when they were teenagers as they would do the free erections poster to death all the way home.

They were, of course,teenage boys, of a similar age to the ones who carried ot the erection.

Teenage boys are known for finding double entendre in everything.

I have heard that they sometimes grow out of it,like when they are old enough to have a shed of their own.

I don't know if I believe it!

stop it, just stop it - you've made my mascara run something terrible :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

Why is everybody laughing at my shed?

Just think of the difficulties incurred if trying to scew in a tight corner against a fence, you need to lubricate to ensure it does,nt slip so that you have to start all over again.life is difficult at times for these early morning erectors,makes you wonder how they manage day in day out. :-D :-D

If you all keep laughing at my shed I will be off to the cinema. Well,I would but they are showing Free Willy again and I tried to get them done under the trades descriptions last time it was on and I came out disappointed.

I had wasted a whole day in there and all I had to do was watch some film about a whale.

I know about teenage boys, but I think there are also one or two ladies/gents 'of a certain age' sniggering over double-entendres on this thread :-D

>>>>> off to the little room before I have an accident :-S

I had a small one put up years ago and the erection was free
also, 30 years and its still standing. :-)

I think it is all down to creosote.

Trouble with that is there have been so many repeats its exhausting and becomes overated :-D