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Wend

Wend Report 28 May 2012 20:20

Cockling up here - just swallowed an ice-cube by mistake :-S :-D :-S :-D

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Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 20:23

Cockling pmsl...... :-D :-D :-D

Be careful Wend I havent done me first aid course!!!! :-D :-D

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#Be Kind

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 28 May 2012 21:47

can i come and play??/ :-D

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price,lambert,goodlass,mcdonald

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 21:50

Suzanne you get the Joker Card lol :-D :-D :-D

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 May 2012 21:56

I fink this is the kinda fread where you can...........

Call in any old time and make yourself at home.
Put your feet on the mantleshelf, open the cupboard and help yourself.
We don't care if your friends have left you all alone,
Rich or poor, knock on the door, And make yourself at home.
:-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 22:00

Awwww thats exactly what I want Prickles !!! :-D :-D :-D

I love that....!!! Thanks :-D :-D :-D

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Wend

Wend Report 28 May 2012 22:02

Yeah - puffs up cushions . . .

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 May 2012 22:09

*Blushes"............awww, fanks Mersey!

Wend............i hope it's woopie cushion's you are puffing up!! :-D


Woooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 22:12

*tuts* I was gonna say that Prickles :-D :-D ;-)

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 May 2012 22:26

Oooop's, godda go.

Matron locks the door at half past ten. :-S :-S :-S

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 22:29

Waves cheerio to Prickles...you all come back now....

Prickles dont forget your vitamins !! :-D :-D

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Wend

Wend Report 28 May 2012 22:37

Matron my h'arse - she's got her sexy male night nurse just turned up for his shift ;-)

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Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 28 May 2012 23:46

PH reminds me of Daff......sniff!

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Member since 2003

Mersey

Mersey Report 29 May 2012 08:48

Good Morning Funny People :-D <3

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 29 May 2012 09:33

I shall take that as a compliment Susanwiv......... :-)x

Matron has just dished out the morning funny pills.........so i is raring to go!

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Mersey

Mersey Report 29 May 2012 09:38

lovley compliment to have Prickles!!

I had my funny pills at 6am....so im up for anything lol... :-D

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 29 May 2012 10:44

In the words of Max Bygraves............i wanna tell you a strory.

This is funny to me now but at the time it was horrendous!!

I ates spiders i dooo, in i fact oi ates um wiv a vengeance!! :-0 :-0 :-0

Anyways, going back some time, i got up in the middle of the night in need of a cold drink. I didn't put the light on because i didn't want to disturb anyone so i crept down the stairs in the dark.

As i stepped off the bottom stair, i stepped onto something cold and slimey!!! "Shivers*
OMG!!!! This had to be a hooooomungus Taranchala and i could feel it squelching between my toes!! :-0 :-0 :-0

Well as you can imagine, i waved my leg and flicked my foot around wildly like a thing possesed. Brrrrrr!

I hobbled over to the light switch on one foot and the heel of the other foot that was full of hoooomungus Taranchula innards, petrified at the sight i would find when i switched on the light.

I switched on the light and oh my god!!! I was frozen to the spot!! :-0 :-0 :-0

The doors, walls and the ceiling was splattered in poop!!

One of my CKC Spaniels had an upset tummy in the night and as i obviously hadn't heard her scratching at the door, so the poor fing had no choice other than to poop on the hall carpet!!

Brrrrr!!!

:-D :-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 29 May 2012 12:21

Cute likkle story eh Jimbob!! :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 29 May 2012 12:30

I lubs a story with a happy ending i dooo!! :-D :-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Dermot

Dermot Report 29 May 2012 13:13

Nobody ever invites their ancestors to tea. Funny that!

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