General Chat

Global warming? Global warming?

I tell you what it is, and you can work this out for yourself, the only thing to blame for this climate change thingy is british summer time. Look back, and every year you will see its the same. We get a beautiful spell of lovely weather until the blasted clocks go forward, then it all goes to rack and ruin. Doesn't happen in countries like Angola or the Democratic Republic of the Kingdom of Kazmanikstan, where they dont have British Summer Time.

Its obvious, isn't it. The more daylight hours you have, the longer the sun shines and the hotter the place gets. It's not rocket science, but they still insist that we keep it. And when you point it out to them they just shake their heads and ignore you. Typical politicians.

Oh for goodness sake Eldrick, just typical attention seeking poorme.com blah blah blah.

You'll be wanting us to sympathise with your ingrown toenail next...

No....no don't do it Eldrick....I'm warning you! I'll RR you if you mention the rash... :-P :-D

NO!!!TW that rash is a guarded secret now everyone knows,,,,,,,and will want to know where he got it from and where it is,,,,,,,,oh dear nothing is sacred I feel right sorry for him now,bless him........ :-D :-D :-D ;-)

its not a rash. They are boils, and its very painful and I asked you and everyone else on facebook and twitter not to mention it.

Tsk.

Theres only one way to ease your pain.................

squeeze em :-0............or a wash down with sheep
dip, failing that ..............phone a friend :-D :-D

Emma

So what your saying is


They have stopped talking about Kemp!!!

Well thats not on ......I must try harder as my nan said while they are talking about you they are leaving all the others alone ...

I,m really not happy about this and will set out to make sure I,m talked about on every possible means of communication

Not so Eldrick

I peer out from my window every year and note that until the blossom falls we will have wind and rain.....It is a scientific peering...... Whenever I can remember

Oh dear Eldrick........you've found me out.........


I will have to confess...



I've been talking about you behind your back :-( :-(



But then again....... I do like making people laugh :-D :-D



Boils? Boils? Gotta be careful with boils.


Don't tell me you haven't even checked 'that' book for advice.......tuts...

Leviticus 13:18-23
“If anyone has a boil on the skin that has started to heal, 19 but a white swelling or a reddish white spot develops in its place, that person must go to the priest to be examined. 20 If the priest examines it and finds it to be more than skin-deep, and if the hair in the affected area has turned white, the priest must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean. The boil has become a serious skin disease. 21 But if the priest finds no white hair on the affected area and the problem appears to be no more than skin-deep and has faded, the priest must quarantine the person for seven days. 22 If during that time the affected area spreads on the skin, the priest must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean, because it is a serious disease. 23 But if the area grows no larger and does not spread, it is merely the scar from the boil, and the priest will pronounce the person ceremonially clean.


Mind you, that is the OLD Testament.......so, being a child of the NEW Testament, I would personally recommend that you see a quack....soonest.



Backs away (ringing bell)



"Unclean, unclean".



Your friend. Cyn. :-D :-D

I will let you know Ive had a very busy day already....I got knocked up by the window cleaner , I have written a letter made 4 phone calls played on FB and made lunch and h'actually if one has grounds in woh estate one would have someone else look after them wouldnt one? ;-)


** mutters** silly little man :-D

Yeah, the NT is much better. I'm just rounding up some pigs to infect and presumably once I get them to run over the cliff I'll be fine again. Hey, it's there in black and white, dont blame me!

'But officer, its written down here in this book....'

'Oh, yes, so it is'

**sounds of velcro straps on straitjacket being undone in preparation as men in white coats carrying large nets sneak up**

No tea, no sympathy and no matronly bosom for you Eldrick.

So everyone lets join hands and dance in a circle chanting
a magic spell to help him. :-D :-D

Hayley, my dear Emperresss....

Would you care to read back your post :-D :-D :-D :-D

I think I shall go and find my wash leather

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Congratulations Hayley, just think nine months from now we will all be pacing awaiting the miracle that is birth.

Ha ha ha ...........I couldnt help myself Eldrick I actually charged down the stairs 3 at a time to open the door to him.........and I had the most fantastic 20 mins of my life there on our very own door step in full view of the neighbours ( 2 actually joined in ) and watched him speechless and gasping for his breathe and going purple in the face it was pure pleasure ;-)




oooh did I forget to mention he is a life long Man Citeh fan :-D

LOL@ Hayley ;-)

Sigh

Wish i lived in manchestershire. No such goings on up here in the north.

Hayley - the doorstep :-0 and 20 minutes. Was that a typo and should have been 2?

After his teams pittiful performance on Sunday there was actually more than 20 mins worth to be had Linda.. I let him off lightly ;-)

Must have been George Formby, :-D With his little Lukalele in his hand.Whilst Cleaning windows. :-D

According to the wonder that is Google, you need Witch Hazel to treat your boils.

Do you know any witches called Hazel? :-)