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Hellooooooooo here i am.....gawd me thinks Shimms wants to get her wand into action....tut tut look at the mess

mmmmmm what a lush smell of curry.....stamps foot.....dosnt look like there's any left!

puts two bouncers....erm door men on door......dont want any one coming in and closing this place. lol

Nudges jukey......do they know its christmas time.....
Locks door on way out.....night all and night Mr bouncers/door men

Walks up to door.......says hello to the doormen one says "sorry you can't go in"......errrrrr why not ?........"under orders not to let anyone in, the rent has not been paid".....

Oh dear....Joan & Mel are still asleep in there.....
MC where are you & why haven't you paid the rent ?

Walks off > > > > > > > >

>>> Did I see Mr Magoo?!

O)) Sees 2 handsome, burly bouncers, thinks ... um, need to divert them.

"Why, hello boys! "(am soooo norti!) ... O)) O))

Bouncers diverted, waves magical wand to gain entry .... trips over Joy, Joanie and Mel snoring zzzzzzzzzz faints!, Has nightmare that everything is dusty, dirty and smells of curry. Awakens, thinks, "No .....ooooooooooo, it's for real lol!"

Magical wand waved frantically until everything is clean, shiny and gleaming. There, mc will be pleased.

Kicks jukebox on way out to awaken Joanie, Mel and Joy. 'P ... A ... R ... T ... Y!!!' blares out ... ooh, am sooooo nortiiii! wmsl

Waves magical wand to glam up, links arms with hurly, burly bouncers, heads off to local disco to dance the night away >>> sees ya all later folks!

*pops head round door and~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to all*

PARTY later 1st to clean up ~ *gets hoova n zooms whole lotup curry n all*

Malcolm, u know theres a credit crunch going on, ok you lot, every one out on the streets we are all going carol singing to make the money for the rent....hmmmm this will be interesting to see. lol

Shimms! put the bouncers down and get your vocal chords warmed up. Gives Joan and joy a kick....c'mon that means you two aswell.

~~~~~~~~~to Mel

>>> singing like a cat on a hot tin roof with the 2 bouncers, practising to raise rent money ... LAAAAAAAAAAAAH, LAAAAAAAAAAAH, LAAAAAAAAAAH
>>>>

footie, I've done the cleaning, come practise with us ... hot toddies all round for everyone ... come on ms ............ >>>>>>>>>>>

LAAAAAAAAAAH, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Hilda Ogden, you were a great singing teacher for moi! wmsl

LA LA LAAAAA LA DE DA DA LALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ,see i can hold a note lol

who needs a jukey when we can sing our selves....puts jukey in cellar

Who's trod on a cat ???.................

You still makin money Shani..... hmmmmm ?

Looks fo food....none.....

>>>>>>runs in with freshly baked sausage rolls and roasted chestnuts....trips over the flattened cat.....woosh.......

Unlocks door........walks in.......cold food on the counter........dusty........SS where are you & your magic wand.......

Could it be up for sale ?.............

Hope its not up for sale...anyway's who would buy it when its full of cold food, chestnuts and dust.....tut tut

C'mon SS where are u.....hmmmmm bet she's still corvorting with the Bouncers/Doormen.
Go's down to cellar to look for Footie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hope its not up for sale...anyway's who would buy it when its full of cold food, chestnuts and dust.....tut tut

C'mon SS where are u.....hmmmmm bet she's still corvorting with the Bouncers/Doormen.
Go's down to cellar to look for Footie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Don't want any squatters in here so best we get the bouncers back from SS...........rings her mobile...........answerphone says..."sorry unable to answer your call at the moment....tied up !! "..............hmmmmmmm.............

hahaha thats a good one Malcolm. lmao here, hope she's not in the cellar with footie cos Footie will have a fit. lol

It seems rather noisey down there..........strange noises too......not going down there though............closes door & walks out > > > > >

>>>>>> Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...................

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..................

The mess and ms hasn't paid me for ... a year? Um noooooo .... never!

On hands and knees, begins to scruu ....ub and scruu ... uub and pol ...ish ...

Who nicked me wand, will be here forever. Heyulp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello *coughs* anyone at home x

hellooooooooooooooooooooooo

thumps Footie on the back.....hi mate i'm here lol

Hey Shimms, u've done a good job here....

smells of carbolic in ere x