General Chat

ONE..... extra large slice of choccie cake for Amanda, put your bag OUTSIDE please!!!
Nice cuppa to wash it down with Manda?

earl grey please no sugar ,i'am still sweet enough

that isnt chocolate cake , its cockroach dropping cake


your all mad lol x

Hmmm. It seems "Taff the Caff" has put in an appearance ( not before time) and running a 24hr Plastic Joint,without a licence. As I will act as a (Freelance Adviser) for a small renumeration as long as there is provision made for the black hairy thing thats always between my legs wanting to be fed.So what sort of staff "Taff" have been employed in this den of iniquity? have you taken up my suggestion of ALKO as Personel Manager?i/e Hire and Fire ( But reasons must be Given)I did suggest Shimms for a Dancing Girl ( Pole Dancer) but if she wears her usual outfit of Micro Skirt with Thigh length Boots she could double up as a Waitress ( Get lots of tips in that outfit)Barbara and Jen can also entertain the Diners in preperation for their trip to the Far East as Geishas or members of the Sheiks Harem.( Down Keith you,re Drooling at the thought) I think it would be wise to keep Kitty as a Cook ( Most people dont object to their bacon being slightly burnt and Charcoal is supposed to be good for you) You already have the "Punka Walla" to keep the place cool ( and waft out the smells of burnt cooking) all you need now is a "Bouncer" If no one can advise on this I,m sure "Hanibal the Canibal " can give advice on this.It will of course cost at least an arm and possibly a Leg as his fee. **M**.pmsl

are you sure ,she made me put my bag outside and my glasses are in my bag

Alko, you must lay off the sauce, its affecting your sight!
One strong black coffee for you my girl....lol

Hiya merlin, we dont really need a bouncer sorry, i think I can handle the girls!
LOL

strong coffee? errrrrrrrrrrr

Shimms stop dancing for goodness sake the roach has gone

Barb look whos in the cazbah now, oh and you pretend to be in bed lol
and it aint me whoop whooop lol

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Dose this belong to anybody ?
just found him and his mates trying to get in around the back,
he was muttering something about having a party !!!

OH,LOOK....he's just like the one going up Shimms leg !

This other food being provided, Is Al a carte or Horse and Cart.If the Latter you will need "Nosebags" and Rolls of Hay,( That will go down well) rolling in hay while eating burnt bacon butties.Have you got a Car Park Attendant.If not I think Alko can get one of her mates to do it Cheap,perhaps you could also get "Wildcat" to guard the premises from vandals,or dis-satisfied customers ( Are you insured) Can do a cheep job for you ( Get a Budgie) only have to serve him Trill and he,ll bounce with health and anybody else.**M**.pmsl.

Aw, you found my SMWT, here puss!
he's a blast at dancing, would put any spinners to shame!

Merlin, if you want a job, you only have to ask! A gent of your position, I'me sure we could find something for you to do!!

Helloooooooo
has everyone gone home ?
i'd like to pay my bill please !!

Amanda you surely are not offering to pay for that???

not for the food no

but the entertainment was priceless

pmsl xxx

shimms could make a fortune lol x

Its on the house Amanda!!
The entertainment is priceless, isnt it..lol

Oh lol, I've been a Bellydancer, Fan Dancer, danced the dance of the 7 Veils and now ... thank you Blue Moon (what you like lol, tis brill!), am doing the Cockroach dance!!!

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Taffs right, the entertainment is priceless! roflol wmsl

i NEED CHOC N CRISPS!!!!!

Right

Have opened up the Caff, Keith needs a cup of tea, Shimms come and have a coffee and Irene, bottle of champers for you for the good news about your daughter and her babe.

Champers for Mrs BE for her mum's good news too. All on the house, don't tell Taff...