General Chat

My dear Mr D'arsie your subscription is returned, in this establishment money matters not tis only the heart and that beating in time with another in blissful correspondence.

I see from my records you have indeed ammended you requirements, you see your original search produced no fruit as such a girl did not exist.

I now have the perfect partner ~ a life partner if you are willing, but she is the only one to be found for you ~ here are her accredentials:

She is a lady of very "peculiar" breeding and sturdy stock.

She is a lady of highly "select" culinery ability which would bring grace to your side and nurture it.

Duty is high on her priority list and will protect those she cares about to point of death and beyond.

Her heart once given can never be taken away.

She is your perfect match and on your approval a date will be arranged forth with.


Thank you for your patience in this matter.

I wonder if I could just mention to the dear lady who runs this enterprise that I have paid my £6.99 and I am still without a single correspondent.

But no matter ...................... for I have now revised my requirements.

I am now looking for Lady of breeding,

A Lady who will never look out of place on my arm ........................... yet at the same time can boil an egg to perfection and serve it to me before it goes cold.

A Lady who's desire for heirs is matched only by my own ................. and who's devotion to duty will ensure that they have her support every second of every day.

And a Lady whose family fortunes are unquestionably heading in her direction.


Could you please hurry up and find me my perfect match !

well I'd a fort my manageress Jen wuda bin bout ~ wonder if she has had my hand-craften Italian gates removed yet ~ may hav to dock her wages

LOL Stevie i think she's lost it pmsl .....

Oh well. Suppose its back to the blind dates then........Have you still got that list Alko?

:o)))

Steve with those answers, you have 2 chances











Slim and None psl x

Steve
i thought you was .......
HANDSOME
A GENT
CARING
AND A FRIEND .......
NOT .. wearing atoupe and teeth falling out ...
oh my goodness !!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Oh no! You mean I have to lie about my age....by adding years.

*Grumbles*......*crosses out 35*.......*writes 50 & hands form back to Mel* :(

am here again, yep i remember the blind dates mel

we gave all the girls a dog and a white stick pmsl

squilch lol ony men over 50

Kwl yer *brings in paparatzzi* they a day late but no worries

*Fills in rather soggy form*

Own Hair?......Checks mirror & adjusts toupee......Y.E.S

Own Teeth?.....Still have most of them. Can't guarantee that in a couple of days though.

Age.........45 *crosses it out*.....30 *crosses it out* they want fall for that.....35 yep, just say I've aged badly.

Sex M/F?.....mmm...sounds pervy.....Y.E.S

Sense of Humour.......never heard of that, better put in... Y.E.S

There you are Mel. *hands soggy form to Mel* So what you reckon on my chances for finding a date?

Steve
:o))

Goodness, what sort of 'Respectable' Dating Agency is this?!

1. I am told to go look in the local Police Station

2. Stevie and Cutie have water thrown all over them

3. No cakes

4. Jen is chained to the gate

Oh dear ... looks around, hopes has not been seen ....

Ohhhhh Melllllllllll
now i'm soaking wettttttttttttt looks like a drowned rat!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking the same ... I forgot that I wrote sense of humour.

Hey ho, will go off in search of Lord Lusty ... >>

*throws ice cold bucket water over Cutie n Stevie*

Oh lor Stevie ,,, you've made me blush ...lol
craftly looks in envelope to see how much dosh is there lol .....

*Hands envelope full of money to Cutie & a big kiss mmwaaahh.*
Well put hun.

:o))

Blind dates Mel where .......where ......
i cant see none .......

Yuk dont like sausage rolls
Oh Stevie save me.... save me ...... pmsl ...
Alko i dont know lol
GOLD plated sissors WOW ........
But Shimms Stevie is .....
Handsome , he's a Gent , he's Caring and he's def a Friend .....lol