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Respectable Datin' Agency

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Conan

Conan Report 19 Feb 2009 19:58

I wonder if I could just mention to the dear lady who runs this enterprise that I have paid my £6.99 and I am still without a single correspondent.

But no matter ...................... for I have now revised my requirements.

I am now looking for Lady of breeding,

A Lady who will never look out of place on my arm ........................... yet at the same time can boil an egg to perfection and serve it to me before it goes cold.

A Lady who's desire for heirs is matched only by my own ................. and who's devotion to duty will ensure that they have her support every second of every day.

And a Lady whose family fortunes are unquestionably heading in her direction.


Could you please hurry up and find me my perfect match !

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 20 Feb 2009 09:45

My dear Mr D'arsie your subscription is returned, in this establishment money matters not tis only the heart and that beating in time with another in blissful correspondence.

I see from my records you have indeed ammended you requirements, you see your original search produced no fruit as such a girl did not exist.

I now have the perfect partner ~ a life partner if you are willing, but she is the only one to be found for you ~ here are her accredentials:

She is a lady of very "peculiar" breeding and sturdy stock.

She is a lady of highly "select" culinery ability which would bring grace to your side and nurture it.

Duty is high on her priority list and will protect those she cares about to point of death and beyond.

Her heart once given can never be taken away.

She is your perfect match and on your approval a date will be arranged forth with.


Thank you for your patience in this matter.