General Chat

charming!!! that lipstick cost me a fortune!!! lol

I like to leave my mark!! lol

Somewhere hot and sunny would be nice ...

Not too hot Shimms.I can't do too hot .As long as there is a bit of shade and a bottle or two of the white,and good company of course.Little siesta and i'll be up and ready for the night life.Just like I used to do.

will do joy goodnight xx

Night Joy....Don't forget you're parachute. Its a long way down

Stevie xx :o))

Ca ...atch Joy! Throws Joy a parachute, enjoy your evening sweetie.

Am similar Helen, just not one for lying on the beach ... don't mind one or two days, prefer to sightsee ... get fidgety feet lol.

Luvin ya lippy Twinkley, I'm wearing Mac, looks similar

Are we nearly there?.I.m getting the figits.Have been doing my leg excercises and apologise for the display.I tried to be discreet but not a lot of leg room.
Any wine left?

Am disappearing for a while.OH's tummy is rumbling!!!!!Don't leave me behind.

Oh Helen, everyone ...

Am sorry, still not really here if that makes sense ... I'd replenished your glass, spoken to all.

Me too ... OH has gone for a take-away.

Maybe we can all have a little shut eye in our seats for a wee while and when we wake up we will be there!!!!!!!!!!! Where????????

Looks out of her Window and sees a British plane flying low
with a heap of drunken Poms onboard oh no it's landing
OMG its the GR MILE HIGH CLUB
What the heck are you doing landing in my back garden in Perth Australia
I know you wanted somewhere warm but this is ridicoulous in the middle of the night.
Shouts to Hubby
" Get out of bed love and put the kettle on we have visitors"
Checks Fridge to see if she has enough Bacon and Eggs for Brekky

OK you lot come in but don't you dare wake my Grandchildren with all that noise

Yeyyyyyyyyyyyy, tis my sis Jackie! mwaah mwaah!

How you doing?

Ooooh, Helen, Twinkley, Captain, Stevie, Joanie, looooook ........... it's Jackie!

Hi Jackie's OH! xxx

B****y H**L I didn't realise we were going as far as that.Always wanted to go to OZ .
Hi Jackie ,just spoke to you about your legs Lol(other thread for those that are wondering)
Hope you have a big place Jackie,there are a fair few of us landing.Not sure about Twinkly and the Captain.They may still be in the Cockpit!

Hi Helen....don't want to worry you. But just found Captian drunk & slumped over the wheel!!!!........How are going to land!!??

Stephen wake up you have landed in my back yard. Must have been Helen that landed the plane she seems to be the only one Sober.
Your in Australia Stephen

Waves to Shimmmsssss.

OK you all want Mushrooms and tomatoes with your Bacon and Eggs
Fried Bread, Black Pudding, Hash Browns Baked beans

Didnt realize there was that many of you

Maybe a big Group Hug and just hope for the best.Hopefully in Jackies back garden ready for a full English lol

Oh !!!!!!!! We are there.Whew!!!!!I was getting a bit worried.
Now I need to find that hat of mine with the corks on.I collected quite a few off the plane lol.Think they are supposed to keep the flies off.

OK you lot I have been up all night so Im going back to sleep.
Find your self a corner and theres a few sleeping bags over there and I'll catch you all later.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OH bt the way the Beach (Indian Ocean) is half a mile away if you want a swim
Turn right and then straight down the road.

WARNING WARNING
WE have had a few Shark Attacks recently down our coast
Sharks especially like POMS.

Gidday folks.....crikes its hot here!!!

Seems to've picked up the lingo already :o)))