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Health Farm with dishy masseurs

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me

me Report 14 Jan 2009 07:19

morning members lol

jgee

jgee Report 14 Jan 2009 07:25

have you sorted the day

when is it open .........

me

me Report 14 Jan 2009 07:40

ok all we open on friday

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 14 Jan 2009 10:46

Castrol GTX Delivery at 11am :)

Merlin

Merlin Report 14 Jan 2009 13:54

Your Chief and only "Masseur" will be "Sir Hoff" complete with Mini Kilt and "Great Hairy Sporran" I see you,re getting back to form,Extras are to be decided on a "One to One" basis ( Depending on how much you can afford).**M**.pmsl.:o))>

Alko

Alko Report 14 Jan 2009 13:59

what do we get for one to one, and how much is it?

me

me Report 14 Jan 2009 14:03

what would you like lol

Alko

Alko Report 14 Jan 2009 14:05

A slave for the day lol

me

me Report 14 Jan 2009 14:05

pmsl Merlin

Merlin

Merlin Report 14 Jan 2009 14:18

Gld you,re getting back to form ( Sir Hoff ) It must be the Knighthood thats done it,But don,t get charging around too much or these girls will wear you out, By the way, I had the car serviced yesterday,got about 8 litres of "Sump Oil " available for oiling those bodies you will be "Massaging" pmsl.**M**.

Alko

Alko Report 14 Jan 2009 14:20

errrrrrrrrr i dont recall anyone accepting to be massaged by either Hoff or Merlin, we was looking for the dishy ones,

well where they gone?

me

me Report 14 Jan 2009 14:23

we are the dishy ones

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 14 Jan 2009 14:48

As in Chippendales-you'll have used Teak Oil then? lol

Merlin

Merlin Report 14 Jan 2009 14:53

Teak oil, This used sump oil is good, its covered 15.000 miles and it lubricated every moving part ( Its Part Synthetic) much better than Silly Teak oil and far more expensive,so it just shows the class of service you will get.**M**.pmsl.

Alko

Alko Report 14 Jan 2009 14:55

Dishy? you two nooooooooooooo bl@@dy way

me and eeyore are fussy

Sump oil, teak oil,

no way

What happened to the oil made by Johnsons?

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 14 Jan 2009 14:55

I meant the Masseurs-to make them look brown & hunky (if you squint!!!)

Alko

Alko Report 14 Jan 2009 15:00

need more than a squint eeyore

more like need to illusinate and wish,

keep your fingers crossed

Merlin

Merlin Report 14 Jan 2009 15:01

Careful Alko, I,ll have you know I went through the "Dishwasher" with those special sparkly blocks in so I shine and sparkle and ring like a bell when flicked with a finger. **M**.pmsl

Jane

Jane Report 14 Jan 2009 15:04

They better not use the leftover cooking oil from the local chippy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alko

Alko Report 14 Jan 2009 15:05

ok flick you with a finger, dont hear or see no flickering or bright lights,

oooops flicked the wrong place maybe? lol xxx