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*clicks needles happily..Off topic? Off topic, Tony? Well I never! pmsl....BC XX

Tony stop whining - we're just passing the time until Puss turns up *tuts* ..................


BC - hmmm i think that it may chaffe my bunions somewhat *worries*

what was I right about?...I demand that you tell me BC so's I can get the answer framed.....cos it will be a first that someone has ever admitted that I was right :-))

*Scratches head as to what I have said and when*

On second thoughts.....pm me instead

BTW...a very quick way of deleting old pms is to go into 'My contacts'......tick all the boxes next to names.....then press delete at the end of each page.


~~~~~to Puss~~~

I have come to the conclusion that Hayley has fabricated this story and that Puss is not coming back - own up Hayley !!!!!!

I think there was a mention of the 12th... now, was this twelfth night, in which case it was yesterday, and you're late, Puss, or was it the twelfth of never in which case........ *sobs* noooooo, not going down that one... or the twelfth of January... which is next week.....


Love

*confused of South Wales* xxxx

12th of January dear Daff..........were you perhaps thinking of Johnny Mathis when you sighed there? ;O))

~~~~~~~to Puss

Mau xx

Dear confused of South Wales

May I say how lovely it is to see you posting!!


Love

Bewildered of South Wales

Hurry up and come back Puss - we dont arf miss you
Love Mary xx

lol Ann... all we need now is a *bothered of South Wales* and we have a good theme for a song, lol... It was Mau who made me think of it, with her ref to Johny Mathis....

~~~~~~~~waves to Mary~~~~~ Please Mary, if it is warmer where you are, could we all come and visit?????

*wonders what BC is knitting with the yak wool*

Did I ever tell you about the time I was a trainee yak milkmaid???

~~~~~~~~ waves to Susan and McAnne and everyone ~~~~~~~~~

Do you reckon our Puss will sneak on incognito?????

Love

Daff xxxx

~~~waves to Confused & Bewildered of South Wales~~~


Hello Daff lol


BC is knitting us some yak wool socks to keep us warm while we wait ...................... tis worse than waiting for the new year sales to start cos i forgot to bring me coat brrrrr lol

*sorry my reply came up twice so deleted one*

*scratches feet at thought of yak wool touching such delicate and dainty plates of meat*

*drags on spare duvets, microwaveable slippers (please don't try to walk in them, cos you'll fall over) various fleecy throws, nicks the cats favourite blankets, digs out selection of woolly hats and earmuffs and scatters them around thread*

There you go... now, who has the two sticks to rub together to start the campfire.... who has the marshmallows to toast... and can anyone remember any CLEAN campfire songs???

Love

Daff xxxx

what daff
clean camp fire songs
i dont think ive heard of any of them lol

*scratches*


Daff - i think this blanket might have a few lodgers in it *wrinkles nose* - can i swap it for a fleece throw ta x

*glares at McAnne* No Klingons in my cats' bedding lol... have to be especially careful at the moment, lolol If cats bring in *gifts* I am chucked out of the area whilst it is dealt with.... and area is cleansed afterwards, lol

Oops Joy........... all I can remember is a couple of rugby songs, lolol!! *blushes*

Love

Daff xxxxx

CAMPFIRE IS BURNING

Campfire is burning,
Campfire is burning?
Draw nearer,
Draw nearer,
In the gloaming,
In the gloaming,
Come sing and be merry,
Come sing and be merry.
(Often sung as a round)

WORMS

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
Think I'm gonna eat worms

Chorus:
Long, slim, slimy ones;
Short, fat, juicy ones;
Itsy--bitsy, fuzzy--wuzzy worms.

First you get a bucket,
Then you get a shovel.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

(chorus)

First you pull their heads off.
Then you suck their guts out.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

(chorus)

Down goes the first one;
Down goes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

(chorus)

Up comes the first one.
Up comes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

(chorus)

Sowwy Mau xx..............shuffling off to camp fire to cook dinner lol ;O)).......hope that ditty didn't make you feel poorly Daff X

*gets kaftan and tambourine out.....

The littlest worm
I ever saw
was stuck inside
my soda straw.
everyone: The littlest worm I ever saw, was stuck inside my soda straw.

I took a sip
and he went down
right through my pipes
He'll surely drown.
everyone: I took a sip and he went down, right through my pipes he'll surely drown.

I burped him up
and he was dead.
I buried him
in a flower bed.
everyone: I burped him up and he was dead. I buried him in a flower bed.

He was my pal,
He was my friend
and now he's gone
and now he's dead.
everyone: He was my pal, he was my friend and now he's gone and now he's dead.

*gasps in awe*


Oh BC.... you look stunning in that Kaftan.... I had a beautiful one once.. *sighs with nostalgia*

Mau..... there is a thread about worms somewhere........ mine are very cossetted and well cared for, all have names, with woolly hats both ends (on account of it being difficult to work out which end is which) ;¬)))

Love

Daff xxxxx

Whats that bleddy smell...BC what have you been smoking ? Awww I see your still knitting your tamberine...........opps that your tapersery...is that flipping ojbect you have attach to them knitting needles...poooohhh....


Daff how lovely to see you..dont let this lot wear you out.....Ann I have just brought in some display towels and cushions for Puss's return on the 12th.....,,,,,,,,,goes to find some scented candles.............