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oh i pulled a muscle have to sit this one out lol

TTT, think you may have,

I pulled one in my back, kicked too high and knocked myself out with my dress , oh nooooo

we'll sit this one out then alko

Passes an icepack to TTT ... there you are hun, hope it eases soon. xxx

Hold it Alko,not so fast! roflol

c/p mine, you are gonna cancan with me lol! pmsl

Not sure I like being MamaSans giving orders, tis not in my nature

ah thats better

So Lady Geishas,Flattery will get you anywhere????.Meybe.However as yo have been Kind?? to Merlin,I have decided ( In my Benevolance ) to give you all a large size Fur Lined Hot Water Bottle Cover,Just cut the holes in them to fit your arms and legs in,( if you have a "Fetish" for rubber I,ll send you the Hot Water Bottle ) Its come to my Notice that "Alko" has been absent of late ( I do hope that the Contents of the" Bar" are stiil intact,( Or has she been flogging the stuff on Barbaras Boot Stall?) I hope you are all feeling fit, because there is a lot of work to be done to get the Tea House readr for Christmas.So we need some Breakfast Cooks,Main Chefs and a Good pastry Chef( That one needs cold hands the pastry turns out better that way) The of Course the "Commis Chefs" Dogsbodys normally to do the Veg Etc.The Entertainment manager? Person of good Voice??Hmmmm.I wonder who that could be? lets just say that when I went to feed the Birds This Morning Six Pigeons were sitting near the Dovecote Shivering,All their Feathers had gone.Poor things.Will put up the Menu Later. **M**.pmsl.

MamaSansShimms practising, gosh tis hard work, where are the others lol?!

Ready girls, let's practise the Can Can, gotta do the splits as well lol!

Ohhhhhhhhhh heyulp!

Da da da da da da da,
da da da da da da,
da da da da da da da da da da da da !

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Kick those legs girls,

Ouch! Kicked my knee! wmsl

Merlin, i would never sell the contents of the bar at Barbaras Boot Sale, as for those Pigeons, nothing to do with me and Shimms xx

Shimms can we have a rest now xxx

What ya like, haven't seen ya move yet?!

Still twirling

Still singing

Still dancing

Where's the rest wmsl

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Merlin .........

You are soooooooooooo norti, pigeon feathers indeed!
Norti boy! xxx wmsl! :))

It seems the Guilty Party is Absent,(Probably Glueing them on for extra warmth.Right Shimmers and Alko,Time to get down to it,You will have to co-ordiate the Geisha and Junior Geisha to do the Cooking Etc, As Kitty seems to have gone (Walkabout ) we need some sort of Cooks for, Firstly Breakfast,which will consist of, Fruit Juice ( For The Fruity People) then a Full English Breakfast for the Carnivores consisting of" Bacon, Eggs, Sausages,Blackpudding,Tomatoes,Mushrooms,Fried Bread,Toast Marmalade and Coffee.( Anyone requesting "Baked Beans" will be made to eat outside) Health and safety reasons" Our Health, Their Safety".At the serving of the Meal,"The Cymbal Basher" Will anounce it with a great clashing of them,In the Safety gear of Two Large Cones ( From Madge) Ensuring her safety at all times.Dinner will consist of.Turkey ( With Special Stuffing to be announced Later)Roast Potatoes,Onions,Parsnips,with of course the usual Medley of other Veg.And Special Gravy,( Anyone wanting "Sprouts" will be treated the same way as those who wanted Beans for Breakfast,Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce,Mince Pies,Cheese and Biscuits with Loads of Vino supplied by Alko, ( She will be very busy with you lot of Wino,s, If I can get some special "King Prawns from Port Sweatnam,They will be served as starters with Hot Plum Sauce.The evening meal will be a Help yourself Buffet,So Girls Get your Fingers out and find the Slaves to do all this Work.I of course will be watching and giving Guidance where required. **M**.pmsl.:o))))))>.xx.Shake a Leg Shimmers,Flaunt your Authority.:o))>

Oh gosh Merlin

Am reading! xxx

No good reading Shimmer San, get the Whip out, ( Employ a "Miss Whiplash if neccessary" with the proper outfit of course,.**M**.:o)))>.pmsl.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Barbawa, Barbawa ...............

Where are you Barbawa!!!

Heyulp!

Je ..........'en, Je .......... 'en!!!!

Heyulp!!!!!!!!!

Anybody, per ...... leeeeeeeze!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you are so norti Merlin, twuly norti boy! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ......!

wmsl! :))) xxx

Nudge for Barbara2 to adjust her new Pigeon Feather Outfit And Jen to try out her Hotwaterbottle Cover.:o)))))))>.**M**.pmsl.

Well now what is going on here, I thought I'd given you the sack Merlin, the audacity of this wizard is beyond belief.

Right Mr Merlin we will have to come to terms about these girls, you will have to give me a share in the business and I will only take a 60/40 share, mine being the 60%. What do you think?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, heyulp!

Barbawa, thought you were our Agent Extraordinaire!

Heyulp, Je ....... 'en, Merlin musta put a spell on Barbawa, she's doin a deal with that norti Magician, Merlin, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

wmsl! roflol! Norti B, norti M!!!! :))))))))))))))))

Hi Barbara, reckon Merlin has left the building,

he ate all the beans and Sprouts lol xxx

Hya girls, I thought if I got the controlling percentage in this partnership, we would have Merlin just where we want him, he can run round and do all the work and we'll just get rich. I will negotiate a good contract with him don't worry.

psst sis, you okay lol?! :)) wmsl

Barbawa's doing a deal, not for us ... with Merlin, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, even my sis has had a spell put on her by that norti Magician!

xxx