General Chat

Hi shimms anf Barbara, was just reading back on this, was funny xxxxx

hope you both ok xxxxxx

Hi Alko see I missed all the fun yesterday
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Jenxx

Right, I've got to go now, I was wondering how I caught this cold so now I am sure it was that nasty Merlin putting a cold spell on me, okay girls don't worry, I will sort him out later, for now I have got you all a lovely (mock) fur coat and boots to keep you warm and will not charge you full price for them either, I am not a false agent and Merlin will EAT those words before Jen and I are finished with him, do not despair if you do not hear from me for a few hours I will be back to deal with him.

Barbara (not a false agent to the stars)

Hi Jen, Alko

Tis funny isn't it, am luvin it lol! xxx

See you all later

xxx

Later Barbara, am whizzing round as usual!

Have a good day hun. xxx

I see Barbara has done a runner ( Yet again ) all these threats will come to nothing ( As Usual) the reason she has a Cold is because I magiced her Veils and Belly dancing gear off her ( And Jens) so she,s trying to get some more,Probably from the same source the Coats came from ( I noticed they were reported on " Police 5" recently) so be carefull you could be accused of being a "Fence" for Dubious Goods.However as usual I Digress. It has been reported to me that the real reason the "Sheiks" will not pay a good price for the "Belly Dancing Troupe" is their attire is "Faulty" in as much the "TASSLES"Which are normally worn on the upper parts of the Female Body in this dance,and "Twirled in different Directions are "Missing" i/e Left one spins Left Right one Spins Right, This of course Spoils the Full enjoyment of the Dance, So Don those tassels Girls And Get Spinning,The Price will be greater than that False Agent will get you,(Thats if I let her out of the Deep Freeze.) **M**.pmsl.:o)))))))>.

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,

Tassels working fine lol

Hi Jen

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, he is soooooooooooooo norti!

Luvin it lol! :))

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Merlin, you are such a norti norti boy!

Putting Barbara Agent Extraordinaire in the freezer indeed lol! pmsl

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tassles ..........

They're on the edging of my bellydancing outfit, lol!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you are just .....

such a norti Magician! pmsl roflol! pmsl! xxxxxxxx

Merlin

Shimmy Shimmer does the Shimmy Shimmy Shammer gently, is okay for families, have just checked it out on Shira's website!

xxx

Do you think it was all a ploy......

there was no shiek ;;;;;;

do you think we should sent the heavies in

PUFF WHERE ARE YOU ???????

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Hi Jen and shimms,

yep tassels work fine too, specially with the pelvic thrust,

ooohhhhhhhh Merlin........................
what are you up to now,

Jen, he thinks he won i dont think so...........

Go, Jen ...

Go, go go! xxx pmsl!

Merlin, may I ask a question please?!

The Sheiks .......

Can they do the Shimmy Shimmy Shake too lol?! pmsl! xxx

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Never fear I will look after my artists

Keep practising Girls lol

Ooooh PalkoAlko, my twin's here lol! :))xxx

Shimmy Shimmy wiggles doing the Shimmy Shimmy Shammer bellydance with her twin Palko Alko,

Wiggles hips to the right
Wiggles hips to the left

Wiggle jiggle, wiggle jiggle .......

Keep going PalkoAlko!

Keep shaking the tassels

To the left
to the right

then the pelvic thrust...............

Merlin stop oggling

Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ..................

Shimms, Jen, Barbara, Cutie

I just heard we was worth all the gold in arabia

That norti merlin was trying to flog us on the cheap!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably However now that the Tassels Etc are working Properly ( And all in time One Hopes ) there is another request they have made,How are you all at " Lap Dancing"? Its been said that anyone who can "Belly Dance" is Quite Artistic at Lapdancing,So Who,s Up For It. Private Auditions Only, PMSL.**M**.:o))))))>.( I,ve been informed that Barbara and Jan ) will do this if I let them out of the Freezer.pmsl.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr merlin a Private Moment please

Let them out the freezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!