General Chat

OMG
iv just seen hayley actually said
i should have listened to stray
no one has ever said that before!

"""dances round thread LOUDLY

Did I miss the party?... Checks emails for Invite ......... refreshes emails for invite lol

*puzzled*


BC my beautiful lady... since when did you graduate to *basement* from *cupboard under the stairs*?

And noooooooo the gingham ones are really not suitable, pmsl!!

Good thinking Hayley..*rummages in the cupboard under the stairs bedecked in gingham and with the bones of a pianist...... for a pillowslip......pmsl Daffy:-/))

*happily...oh thank goodness you are here Daffy, yes ,said person is very clean and not sleeping with anyone (well on the ONE night anyway!) lol...DDT? oh that brings me back...I can smell the ghastly stuff as I type! .

Depends on the friends....maybe change the pilliow case at least..

BC........ erm..... dear me..... errr.... was said friend on own in bed??????

And had they had a bath since last Christmas, whether they needed it or not?

If the answer to these is yes.... then spay stuff


*edit note... I meant spray stuff off course......... *


*rummages around for spare can of DDT*

Here *plonks frozen potatoe wedges on Hayleys head......was looking on You Tube....dont think much of em....lol....now, tell me...

If you had a friend coming to stay for ONE night only and the next day you had another friend coming to stay...would you change the sheets after ONE night? or would you just fluff up the pillows and spray stuff???

Nope no cilla....bit of Jimmy Ruffin and Yvonne Ellaman...did you know the this bag of peas is open...* looks at millions of peas on the floor **

Ohhh gawwwwd...not your Cilla impersonations I hope?? pmsl....

I have a domestic problem for you in a minute...In the meantime *plonks packet of peas on Hayleys head......

No I was asked...and I did :-))

That is just turrible so it is...turrible. You didn't sing (without being asked) did you??

Ohhh BC fank gowd your ere... I know I have sinned not drank for over 14mths and last night just fancied one....then another .....then 4 more and before you know it I was *issed....and dancing on the tables..** hangs head in shame **

*shocked and dismayed! Hayley! You have a hangover! I thought you said you did not drink? tsk tsk....*mutters....lush!!!

better than the normal ole' hag you normally do..Happy now eh..happy..lol

Stop crawling Hayley and get on with the insults..lmao

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your looking very stunning to day Sue..:-))))

You aren't looking for sympathy are you Hayley?

*sniggers*

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*groans *

I should of listened to you Stray....my head..

Oh yeah...lol

See how much of an impression that made on me :-))

xx