One for the ladies

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Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	28 Oct 2008 17:42
	11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . . . . . . see we are clever girls.
Member Since: January 2008 Posts: 428 Send Message	Mersey	Report	28 Oct 2008 17:45
Member Since: January 2008 Posts: 428 Send Message	Hi Granny...xx I love that pmsl xx
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 1,082 Send Message	Cyprus	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:01
	Good one!
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:07
	stop it now granny i am busting my stitches here ouch ! holds belly and tries not to laugh....
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:11
	Thats ok Stella, i'm good at cross stitching i can always sew you back up. Hope you are ok now..........pokes tongue out at Mo.
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:13
	ok until i laugh.......bestest friend ps: please can i borrow some granny bloomers...?
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:18
	omg...don't tell me mo...rofpmsl oh no !! i need a tena now......
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:19
	simple sure for that Stella..............don't laugh!!! Passes pair of bloomers to Stella. Ps they need washing.
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:21
	oh you orrible old woman....pmsl
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:22
	aims tattoo gun at granny's bottom........
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:25
	starts to tattoo big orange pumpkin...rofpmsl
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:27
	Tuts ungrateful person...................i only wore them 3 days, normaly get a week oot of them.
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:29
	adds smiley face.... ah yes that's better..dimple on each cheek...........
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:32
	think i might wait and let bill do that mo....lol
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:34
	rather a large surface area.........
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:37
	tattoos a black puss..... better give granny a mirror to admire our handywork mo...pmsl
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 18:49
	wonder where she hiding ......? i get worried what she is up to when i can't see her...lol.
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 9,933 Send Message	Stella ~by~ Starlight★..★..★	Report	28 Oct 2008 19:16
	getting nervous now.....hides under table...
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	28 Oct 2008 19:18
	BOO..............throws snowballs at Stella and Mo.
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 4,121 Send Message	Juneoftheroses	Report	28 Oct 2008 19:20
	Norty Granny ...............

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