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OVER 50'S THREAD - SCARY THINGS

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Jane

Jane Report 2 Nov 2008 18:56

'ere speak for yourself Wenders!! I plan to hang around a while longer.

David

David Report 2 Nov 2008 19:00

well we share the same soap

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 19:00

dont forget Helen your only in your silver years, you have ages yet, and i dont plan on going yet only just in my Golden years lol

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 19:07

Soap

(Being nosey)

Please tell

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 2 Nov 2008 19:08

I'm all ears

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 19:17

Come on David & Jen spill

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 2 Nov 2008 19:19

Thats beans not soap Wenders :))

David

David Report 2 Nov 2008 19:24

They used to sell soap on a rope

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 19:26

so how did you share it

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 2 Nov 2008 19:27

It's a long story LOL

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 19:35

Are you sitting comfortly then Jen will begin

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 2 Nov 2008 19:52

Are you sitting comfortably then I'll begin
It happened like this

Honestly, I had had no idea that that day
was not to go to plan.
That I would gain superpowers on my way
to aid my fellow man.
A colleague was suffering, to be candid,
the affliction of bad hair.
Jokingly I said straighten and it did
which gave us both a scare.
We did experiment, however, to confirm
what had started as a jest.
But when my supervisor returned with a perm
she was not much impressed.
Fired, I despondently walked home in the rain
until shock stopped me in mid pace.
I'd caught a glimpse of me in a window pane
with not a wrinkle on my face.
I didn't hang about. I wanted to get in -
practice my powers and advance.
By the evening I could flatten even a mountain
...of laundry, with a single glance.
I'd be rich and famous. I'd no longer be a zero.
To domestic strife I would not be a dope
In short I had realised I would be a super hero
and be called "The SOAP ON A ROPE

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 2 Nov 2008 19:53

I am totally lost wit this thread NOW ~ Jen wat on earth ?

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 20:20

Really funny Jen lol

Jane

Jane Report 2 Nov 2008 20:39

I fell asleep watching Antique Roadshow!!!

David

David Report 2 Nov 2008 20:39

What "WOULD" we do, were we able ?

Wenders

Wenders Report 2 Nov 2008 20:41

Hi Helen
This sounds more like a golden moment falling asleep this earley lol

Jane

Jane Report 2 Nov 2008 20:51

I think its cos I had too much wine with lunch.lol
Do the splits David ,but wouldn't be able to get up again.

David

David Report 2 Nov 2008 20:56

Never go into something that you can't get out of twice as quickly xx

Jane

Jane Report 2 Nov 2008 20:58

Sound advice David.