General Chat

Youv'e been blessed, not many still have all their own, too many sweeties

:))))))

I've been blessed

Thank you Jen

G'night all

xx

Well said, Wanderer, not sure about the 'not much chance' bit though!! I am coming up to 70 enjoy life like never before!! Freedom!! More money would be useful but hey! you can't have everything. God Bless

I like this thread its fun and enjoyable, lets keep it going for the old uns
well done Jill for starting it, everyones friendly and no nasty comments from anyone
lets keep it up

Still going I see avin so much fun reading it - but I have to admit am a little worried !!!!

Oh Mel ,what is worrying ,is it cos you know what is coming?
Hello Wenders,now let me think .Have we met before lol? My memory is brilliant today,only thing I forgot to take meat out of freezer for tea!!!Steak now defrosting nicely in the washing m..........sorry microwave.I just checked.What am I like eh!

the three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'your looking well'.

Hi Mel Hi Helen

Mel dont worry these things dont all happen at once its gradual takes about a week
Helen I think we met before, forgetfulness happens to us all, my mum has just got a pan out to do the potatos and went to put the pan in the fridge.lol
never mind we keep going dont we must be the Duracell batteries in us

Helen n Wenders thanx for the encouragment lookin forward to it NOT

Granny I luvs ya ~ Im with you on that one

Which group am I in? Youth ,,no.Middle age....mmm
I prefer to say early middle age ,I don't think I have got to the middle bit yet.
When is that anyway?

went to a disco the other day this is what they played

Herman's Hermits "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Prune Rising"

Marvin Gaye "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs "Bald Thing"

Carly Simon "You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

ABBA "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harem "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

not sure bout me in my 30's and menapausal wher would I fit?

The Beatles - Twist and Crack

Oh Winterwitch and Wenders, you're making my sides split and my jaw ache, and I won't get over that as easily as I used to, pack it in....wmsl

Too right WW

I think my wrinkles are putting scaffolding up to build some more, they appear overnight.

xx

I could plant potatos in mine
furrows that is

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. .... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

aw brill Foggy, I must be about ready for the scrap yard lol

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