General Chat

mixes up a good hangover cure ready

tail of newt

hair of dog








and two paracetamol's and a glass of water

one parmo and a lemon top

ships son to grove hill or southbank

even i wouldn't dare go there in daylight

the ladies go the pub in slippers nightdresses and curlers


places you dont stop at traffic lights


as your car will be on bricks

and your tyers gone before the lights change

lol deana im sure e will take it easy.......for the first half hour lmao

lol mam no newts please there pets i dnt eat pets lmaoooo

ohhhh we might even get her to try the famous parmo! lol

Stray its ok i'll just go look at ya bunnies i'll feel at home then lol

Deanna Im very shy and quiet when drinking so ya wont hear me ;)

Joy ya spoil sport I wouldnt hurt him one bit honest :)

OMG..............you're brave Jax !!!! lolololol

Bet you'll have a blast the lot of you !!! *jealous* xx

i am more afraid of getting a welsh daughter in law

than you hurting him hun pmsl

Nowt wrong with Welsh DiL's.... it's when they are MiL's there's a problem, pmsl!!

Love

Daff xxx

who is the sacrificial offering? jax fella or your son, Joy???? am a bit confuddled, lol

pmsl daff

jaxs fella deffo the sacrifice

she has paid us to take him

mind if he is cute TUT TUT

stocks up on welsh cheese welsh lamb and leeks

""glares at muffy what do you mean brave ? lmao


"whispers to dafff...we will decide when they here hehehe

Muffy nah im just mad will be a right laff *beaming

Joy yeh but at least id finally get a mil I like pmsl

Daff my OH is up for sacrifice and oddly enough he seems up for it!!!!

*wonders if hes got a bit mixed up with initiation ceremonies and sacrifical ones

pmsl

jax bring your mil

we still burn witches round here

gets the washing pole ready

logs leaves and paraffin






hides my pointy hat behind my back

poor dogs packing his bags lmao

stray tell him

we have moved just in case pmsl

Oh Jax, love him... I bet he has visions of naked lovelies dancing around the campfire.......... pmsl!!

Love

Daff xxx

Joy I dont think I could handle sitting in a car with her for 6 hours lol

haha Stray I thought he wasnt scared of me the pansy pmsl

lmao will do haha

ryt of for me tea lol xxx

MORE LIKE NAKED WRINKLES

DANCING ROUND THE GAS FIRE

HERE DAFF PMSL

wmsl Joy, lololol

That is one thing I don't have, lol...... too fat, lol Plumps the wrinkles out!!

Love

Daff xxx

WRAPS MYSELF IN CLING FILM

BUT FEARS

TO LITTLE TO LATE PMSL


a little trick i learnt

for under them slinky dresses
where you dont want any bulges showing
if tight enough you can drop two dress sizes
am now a size 6


NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MAGIC

I'd need all the stocks that Tesco and Asda have, lol!!

My DiL has used that one a couple of times in an *emergency* lol!!

My left leg is a size 10, lol!!

Love

Daff xxx