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Midwinter Murders = the whole story

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Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 13:27

On a bright sunlit day in the delightful village of Midwinter, a heartrending scream was heard from the...........

LindaMcD

LindaMcD Report 21 Jul 2008 13:29

local tea rooms..

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 13:31

people rushed to find out the matter and were met by...........

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Jul 2008 13:34

Health and Safety who had discovered the tea was too hot!!!

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 21 Jul 2008 13:35

80 year old Alfonso, wearing nothing but a smile.

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 13:38

had scalded his..........

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 21 Jul 2008 13:47

Tonsils, throat, tummy and testicles.

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 14:40

so the waitress threw some cold water on his..........

LindaMcD

LindaMcD Report 21 Jul 2008 14:55

bits and he smiled with relief....

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 15:00

when someone also rubbed some...........

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 21 Jul 2008 15:17

Antiseptic in the creases of his.............

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 15:27

big toe as some of the hot water got to them as well, when.................

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 21 Jul 2008 15:32

all of a sudden there was a low moaning sound heard, coming from the bushes....

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 15:38

of the church next door, it was...........

LindaMcD

LindaMcD Report 21 Jul 2008 16:30

the elderly waitress from the tea rooms and.....

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Jul 2008 16:43

a drunken tramp who had been.........

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Jul 2008 16:48

sleeping off a couple of bottles of cider - he woke with a start and started swearing at her. She was a gentle sort and ran screaming towards the church - the vicar was just coming out of the church door and when he saw her he assumed

LindaMcD

LindaMcD Report 21 Jul 2008 16:53

she had been assaulted so without waiting to hear her story the vicar......

~~~Foxylady (with silverhair)~~~

~~~Foxylady (with silverhair)~~~ Report 21 Jul 2008 17:07

who came screeching up on their bikes

Susan

Susan Report 21 Jul 2008 17:12

their helmets flying and............