General Chat

Hayley,tie a piece of string round your little toe,opppsite side to your toothache..

oh you poor things ((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))

I canna believe ma eyes Eldrick hugging,

going to lie down in darkened room to get over shockxx

I never said I was hugging.....dont let this get out of control please.

ah I see, do as I say not as I do is it.

Eldrick doing new things is good for your brain pathways, so just flipping hug or else

Hayley ,you are a real trooper,,drugs an all,,,,you are showing true grit bearing all that pain,

***waffts a month old worn sock under her nose,,***
Its one of Camberwicks what he wear with his wellies,,,,,:}

Look, I brought her plight to everyones attention and I'm using my neural pathways to supplement the gin and Calpol - I think thats about as much as anyone can ask, really, given that a new series of New Tricks starts tonight and Im trying to get all my housework done before then.

If thats alright with everyone else, that is.

told you y'day Hayley you need to stick some cloves in ya gob and no, I don't mean a pair of trousers and a shirt.......

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH covers eyes

He said the H word, quick quick black ball him....

lol Housework ..........there you go Hayley you can laugh the pain away ...........Eldrick and housework lol

Hey, I'm not afraid of HOUSEWORK. No problem to me at all.

And as for a little twinge or two of tootchache - its a good job you women don't have to go through the agony of getting masculine flu and stuff like that. God, we would never hear the end of it.

Eldrick, have ya ever given birth? It feels like passing a very large melon.....have a think on that one lol

I haven't got the equipment or design for that particular pleasure, I'm afraid.

Nor the inclination to participate in the cause, either.

Eldrick you crack me up!

Go on then do your suffering and clean your mucky house,,we'll look after poor young !Hayley ,

Anyway you wanted a mass Sycie thingy,,now your off,,,,,,,,,,!!!!

scarlett women......excussssssssseeeeeee me...I am Hayley not BC....bleddy scarlett women indeedy...** crawls back to sick bed **

Oh bless man flu ..............oh you poor man the things these poor men have to put up with ladies .........such a harsh life for them .............

Budgie I thought it was Red shoes !!!!!!

Do you think if we gag Eldrick, Hayley's pain will go away and she''ll make a full recovery? ;-)

Honestly, I don't know how she puts up with him. She's the patience and the characteristics of a Saint. :-)

ooops nearly forgot.....

((((huggles for Hayley))))

(slips Hayley some sleeping tablets to knock out Eldrick for a few hours - just get the bartender to slip it in his pint)

lol well thats a lie for a start Budgie

I can't believe he has gone off to do house work....what about me me me me me