General Chat

I do not wish to be pedantic Hayley, but there is no such thing as a Virgin mother, never mind a Very Virgin Mother....so nerrrrrrrrrm

*in awe...you know something, I think I am typing much better....on this pc thingy than on my little Mac......do you see the difference? Awww you cant, cos you are in the Pub...sorry Wine Bar.....XX

Well your not the list is endless.......and I was talking my very good friend the good Sister Vera of the very virgin mothers of the very good virgin Islands..so there ner...** smiles very very very smugley and the very smug BC **

I thought I was...*smiles even more smuggerly.....

Who said I was talking about you BC...your not my only friend you know ...** smiles smuggley **

*sighs....once more I am suing you Hayley, for deffamation of character....for a very poor imitation of my accent, and last but not least for calling me a little mutton. Yrs sincerely BC XX

Night all ~~

My friend and I was discussing a celebratory we both did like, now you see with my friend ( not saying any names ) but I think she is a little mutton and doesn’t understand my accent that well….

I made a comment and she set off ranting, “ what …what the feck as he got to be depressed about…go on tell me…Aeryley …..go on wiv yer now….

When I finally manage to get a word in….I said , “ I didn’t say he was depressed…I said it’s the press….as in media…PMSL

For them going to bed..night nights….lol

**nods head at Toria and Ann...**

Now I am a little rusty....but translated I am 100 % he said...whats in your slipper old one....yes positive....

well I'm plugged into my new Apple iPod which I got for my birthday this week - Willie Nelson on at the minute "always on my mind" - lovely

The UFO has decamped to next door, leaving behind a trail of destruction!! He ate the biscuits and drank the milk, burped and said "Yoa ol gal, u is a cooool dude" or something after that fashion. Unless it was Latvian for "you sad old bird" - I'm not sure!

Must have been a teenager after all!!

Off to join the party now - they are really rocking - UB40 and Red Red Wine, here I come!!

lips are sealed Ann ;-)

Its because your so young and innocent Hayley *smiles sweetly*

say no more - I got the picture Toria!!!

Ann why does she keep asking me where have I been for ** confused **

Now.......OAP on drugs.....**gasps ** what ever next.....I have a friend.....she is shall we say muturer lady.....and half the time I think she is smacked off her *i*s on weed....you know what she said the other day....PMSL..

lol Ann I listen to marley :-))

Only soft ones Ann - Ibuprofin, Asprin and BP tabs I think! ))))

if it's Bob Marley they're listening too I think it's fairly safe to say they are on drugs as well!!!!

No grandchildren there - they are children of the 60's (where you bin all your life Hayley??)

I put some biscuits on a plate and a glass of milk out, but it's sniffing the air - I think beef burgers are more it's kind of thing!

And it's UB40 not boring old Bob Marley!!!!
(where have you bin Hayley??)

** frets **

Has she gone out to him/it ?

There could be an attack taking place right now....

















hope she is gentle. with him/it ...** frets **

pmsl H!!!


Caz xx