General Chat

Lol, Grannie - son wants motorbike - reckons I'll go on back. Guess what,with my memory, I can't - I'd forget where I was and fall off, lol!!!

you best just leave me butt alone Joy,
norty girl, I've had it waxed, I've been thrown onto cacti bush and now bl@@dy bow and arrow,
what next I ask.....

See's ya later Grannie ((((hugs))))

I'll have to go soon too.

U still there Doc or gone to bed?!

later Gran, be good.

it only 7.22pm, why would I go to bed so early.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs off,

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LOL, good to have some fun again, no fireman this time lol, back to good old fashioned PTWANGING!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs off,
fast! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Soz Doc, thyroid wonky, didn't remember to check time. PTWANG!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

am playing badminton.
getting into the swing of things.

>>>>creeps in, >>>>runs off with shuttlecock whilst doc not looking, lol! giggles (haa, haa,hee, hee!) >>>gone!

with lightning quick reflexes,
I ducks out the way, a slow motion back bending while standing on tip toe, the arrow comes so close I can catch the feathers between my teeth and stop the arrow from hurting the tree behind me.

>>>creeps back in >>> whilst Doc ducks out the way, in slow motion back bending while standing on tip toe, the arrow coming so close he catches the feathers between his teeth and stops the arrow from hurting the tree behind him, Shimmer PTWANGS! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOTCHYA DOC!!!! cos you were looking elsewhere at time lol!>>>>runs off very fast! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Places back of hand on forehead..........

OHHHHHHHHHH My hero,you saved the tree.

with arrow caught with my teeth, I see lacky band flying toward me, I position my head in just the right position so the lacky band goes in me left ear and out the right ear,

as BM places her hand on me forehead, she pushes too hard and I collapse to the ground with legs buckled under me.

sorry BM, didn't read the script right, my boo boo.

Reincarnated as Kwai Chang Cain for TV show "Kung Fu" I am able to block all flying objects to prevent injury.


Just call me Grasshopper.

Lol, good ole blue, laughing lol!

Hello gwath hoppa!!!

xxx

trys to hold tight on the ground but wind is gusty and may pick me up and blow me around, I might get stuck on cacti bush again.

>>>>PTWANG!>>>>if gwath hoppa geth thuck in cacti bush, Shimmer will call Grannie to remove thorns! >>>>

Grasshopper stands still,
tall on big hoppy legs,
claps really really load with little tiny hand claws,

Our rings a giant clap of thunder and lightning,

and there, behold, a grass fire.

No .................oooooo! Rain dance worked little squaw! Doc's soaked!

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