General Chat

Oooh Hayley does that mean I can bring me whip? It hasn't been out since Llanelli :-(((

*looks in mirror to check gnashers*

had a nice day mc reckon we will need a shower with all this smoke aint it nice to puff our heads off and sit with nice peeps

Hello Jan darling lovely to see you......Sue you wanna ask BC to put you in touch with a couple of clubs she knows ** winks **

evening haley. shimmering will be here soon. sure she will have the goss lol

Limps back in to say

"that beating was really quite nice"

Joan "get yer mitts orf me meths!"

Hello

*runs in, places pasties on table*

oops forgot the scrumpy

back in a mo

Jan x

Evening Miss C.....Hummmm no ruddy gossip yet..**sighs**

*sings ** Here come the men in black.........white......

>>>>>>runs in puts cushion next to joan
got fags and drink.

:-)))))))))))) Heather how lovely to see you ?

** peers out of window **

I hope she doesnt damage them teeth......she has left them to me......in her will...**frets**

Joan your very welcome......look I have matching curtains **peers out of widow * ........err have you seen this daft bat out 'ere...beating herself with a bendy ET......strange....................




















Oh is Sue * Ping *

armed with fags and cushion bottle of wine finds the biggest seat

hayley is it okay to sit down passes hayley the bottle draws on the fag makes smoke rings in the air nice joint you have here really poooooooooosh

Heather ..........just incase.........Sue....**mutters ** so common she would never get a Chesh---irre post code....tsk.....


** puts bottle of 20/20 down 10 no 6 and bottle of scotchmac....

*runs in, places fags and a bottle of meths of table - all class eh?*

*runs back out having bagged me place to see what develops next*

x

House Rules...

1) One bottom per seat.


2) Do not lean back on the cushions.


3) You may bring your own beanbag or hammocks but no beer crates for sitting on. ( Elf and safety )

4) You must never flick popcorn at one and another ( Elf and safety)

5) No Animals on said seats or to look at said cushions..

6) Al alcohol must be shared and NOT stashed

7) SMOKING is allowed if you dont like ..go and sit in a pub...

8) Please remember your manners.....No eatting whist people ares smoking..

9) Any bits of gossip but must be passed by me first

10) No burping or trumping........or you must supply gas masks...


ALL VERY WELCOME...