General Chat

carefull you dont drop it down the plug hole Sue

pmsl

Ooops sorry MC

*gets spoon handle and scoops it back out*

I'll just give it a rinse under the tap, be right back

mc

you look a bit boss eyed

hehehehe

sue...you put me eye in wrong way...can see round corners now

*** slugs drink in one **

Hic........display..........hic........display d'hid dishplays that......I riember hur displaying al'rieght...huhhhh.....I'lls let yus all in too a helittle siecret....so i will....

*rubs eyes*

Why is that woman from the Scottish Widows advert in here? and why is she talking with an Irish accent if she is Scottish?

mc must make a phone call watch like hawks

is that ....a wee....bit of wheeskey ,......** strains neck ** I sud'ner the 'oly Mudther has a fiet so she does......

*hands MC back an eye after dusting it off*

*looks around for for drinkies cos the shakes are starting*

*thinks how dim are they admiring my moves when it's the DTs*...lol

did i see a nun

where is she....the wee fing....the one that wurs a trollop ...........so she was ....I reimber her walking the strieets of Manchster so she did.....the fecking snooty mare sheis .....so she is...

Oh Come in Sister

Sue, pul your skirt down properly.

Thats no way to behave in front of a nun

I am sorry sister, she has lead a loose life, please pray for her soul

see what you mean joan

would keep eye on sue.....only she's taken mine out
wiff her fancy dancing

sorr hayley thought they were cheap pasties its tortoise meat ahggggg heaves some more got et out side just sit by the tree

Hullo ......Hullo.........t'is thierre....any wun...hoomme........bee jaiaus......holy mother....where is she......the yung gurl...

You need to cover your eyes as well Joan

Sue aint got no drawers

little floosie

Sue

Blows one back

with brass knobs one
nahnanana

Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
Be bop a lu la
I don’t mean maybe
Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
Be bop a lu la
I don’t mean maybe
Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby love
My baby love
My baby love

She’s the girl in the red blue jeans
She’s the queen of all the teens
She’s the one that I know
She’s the one that loves me so

Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
Be bop a lu la
I don’t mean maybe
Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
My baby love
My baby love

She’s the one that’s got that beat
She’s the one with the flyin’ feet
She’s the one that walks around the store
She’s the one that loves me more, more

Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
Be bop a lu la
I don’t mean maybe
Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
My baby love
My baby love
Love

Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
Be bop a lu la
I don’t mean maybe
Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby
Be bop a lu la
I don’t mean maybe
Be bop a lu la
She’s my baby love
My baby love
My baby love

must get fresh air creeps outside mc dont take your eyes of sue , shes raving mad call that dancing her arms and legs every where covers eyes

Joan,

That wasn't a meat pastie you tried to eat it was my tortoise!

Aileen xxx