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ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:42

Waiter removes knee from Docs, if you'll follow me sir, I'll show you where the gentelman's room is. Please remember to give the valet a tip.

jgee

jgee Report 12 May 2008 22:42

omg hope it wasnt me putting stocking right no he wouldnt think it was me

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 May 2008 22:42

Waiter...............where is the lavatory please.....
the gentleman needs to relieve himself.

OH

OH Report 12 May 2008 22:43

there not diamonds mate, they bits of regular colour glass, me nan makes that stuff at the junk shop down town.
you been had Shimmy.

OH

OH Report 12 May 2008 22:44

valet, what's that, a fancy piece of cake or summint?

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:45

Doc, you guessed!

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 12 May 2008 22:45

oh dear the doormen are looking over...hope no one gets ejected from this splended ritz that malc has kindly brought us to

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 May 2008 22:47

Whispers to Doc.....................You are flying without a licence mate !!..........

OH

OH Report 12 May 2008 22:47

while walking to the dunny I looks at this blokes tucker,
yells back to the table,
Hey, this blokes got snails on his plate.

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:47

A valet Doc is an employee of hotel employed to remain in gentlemen's toilet, make sure everything okay, says 'have a good day.' You're meant to leave him a tip. My OH gave one a tip: never loiter in mens toilets!

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:48

Quickly runs round to doc, whispers in his ear, "Doc, Malcolms trying to tell you something important!"

OH

OH Report 12 May 2008 22:49

nah Mal mate, I don't have a licence to fly, I got 6 white boomers to pull me sled.

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 12 May 2008 22:49

this has been a lovely evening malc...you have been such a gent

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 May 2008 22:50

Cover your eyes ladies !!!

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:50

A delightful evening, was so looking forward to next course.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 May 2008 22:51

Thank you ms..........it's a pleasure to be in your company.

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:51

Lower eyes, blushes "Doc, too much information! Malcolm is right though."

OH

OH Report 12 May 2008 22:52

Important, he asked if I had a licence to fly???

gets to the dunny,
calls the "Valet" over, and says,
"Here's a tip mate, don't watch while I'm aving a leak right"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 May 2008 22:53

Think we should make a quick exit while Doc is away ?

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 12 May 2008 22:54

YES!