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If you wanna PTWANG!, this is the place to be, lol!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runs in,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs back in, 'PTWANG!!!!!!!!, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GOTCHA lol!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs off before mc, ff, Doc, Taff, Joan G, Hayley ...lol, EVERYONE! ....... fires back!

Sneaks in;
looks about with care,
gets out me Felix bag of tricks,
me 3 ft long telescopic, air powered lackey band,
projectile Ptwanging gun,
pulls trigger;

PPPPPPPPTTTTTTWWWWWWWWAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG ! ! !

No one has a change now with.
all them floatin around.


AAAHhhhh haha haha haha

>>>>>>>runs in with tennis racket

bat bat bat......phew this is tiring

hides behind chair

........creeps in, low to ground holding projector type lacky band missile aimer complete with homing radar invented by moi! ............................................
pulls back firing 'thingymebob' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PTWAPOPDIDEEPLOPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Phew doc, could've thought of easier name lol! Luv it though, what an imagination!!!

How you by the way?!

Go Go Gadget arms,

picks up miss and throws her into the middle of it all.

crapy day, but brilliant as I always is.

how you?

Doc, that's a 'wicked' laugh! Gorra get mean now, specially with ms lobbing tennis balls, lol.

Borrow funny fairy's wand whilst she's asleep, casts spell:

Oh lacky band
In me other hand
You are now ...... (wait for it, lol!)
A fluffy pink soft tennis ball lobber!

Fluffy pink soft tennis balls aimed, fired >>>>>>>>> fluff, fluff, fluff everywhere,
Lots of pink
In miss chief's hair!

jumps up.....get's doc across butt with racket

whoa what a shot

Good on yer doc! Look, she's gone pink, Shimmer winks!

I'm fine, can't stay long, have to feed cats etc.

Brill day here, they say 85degrees tomorrow, hot for England! Why crappy day, raining?

AAww WOOOOOW !!
Looks like fishnet stocking pattern on me butt.

COOL
painfull but cool.


faints.

puts smelling salts to doc's snitch

suits you sir

Could play noughts and crosses!

Gets up, fills sink with cool fresh water,
puts but in sink to sooth it from salt burn.

I'm gonna bookmark thread, so if we wanna PWTANG!, chat, let our hair down, this is the place to be lol.

Open to all.

good idea ss

passes doc a fan, to cool butt down

Don't need fan miss, will hang butt out the window.
for sun tanning.

Make sure you don't fall in doc hun!

Taff's late, must be tiring having to climb mountains for ciggies lol! wonder if shop at top of mountain or other side.

How's yer butt now doc?! ms, poor poor doc.

careful you dont get browned off doc

butt doin fine fanks,
just hand me a sardine an onion toasted sandwich please, wif cheese an mato sauce, an sgettios,

>>>>>>>>>runs in, just been to garage, got gazebo to stop sunburn (ouch!), prying eyes!

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Hope it works!