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owww soundin good to me babes

It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you can light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don't say a thing

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me when ever I fall
You say it best..when you say nothing at all

All day long I can hear people talking out loud
But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd (the crowd)
Try as they may they can never define
What's been said between your heart and mine

CHORUS X 2

(You say it best when you say nothing at all
You say it best when you say nothing at all..)

The smile on your face
The truth in your eyes
The touch of your hand
Let's me know that you need me..

CHORUS

(You say it best when you say nothing at all
You say it best when you say nothing at all..)

The smile on your face
The truth in your eyes
The touch of your hand
Let's me know that you need me..

(You say it best when you say nothing at all
You say it best when you say nothing at all..)

thought of you with this babes,,,ye gag ya..LOL

Oh an babe....before I forget....I know how much you love ya dogs so I got one for you....hes called Gomez...not a lot of him but he makes his presence felt


Oh, I used to have a doggie and I called him little Gomez
Because he was a Mexican Chihuahua
Though there wasn’t much to him what there was all cojones
In fact he was a randy little fella big dogs, small dogs were all the same to him
The canine equivalent of Errol Flynn
At the drop of a sombrero he’d jump up and get stuck in
Taking Gomez out for walkies was embarassin’

I remember one day in the park his tally rose by four
An enviable score he was amassing, two very patient poodles and an Irish Labrador
And a wombat who just happened to be passing
I tried every way to curb his carnal appetite
I kept him on a leash by day, I locked him up at night
I even put some bromide in his chunky meaty bites
But the only thing that might have worked was Kryptonite

Then came the fateful day when he tried to consummate
A liaison with a Saint Bernard from Dublin
And although he was quite clearly fighting well above his weight
He didn’t let that minor detail stop him
He nearly pulled it off, oh, what an acrobat!
But the bitch got bored and down she sat
Well, they say that after making love you sometimes feel quite flat
I’m sure that little Gomez would agree with that

I buried Gomez in the park, his happy hunting ground a sad but fitting finale
Though I had to make a grave that was very flat and round
‘Cause he looked like squashed tamale
But oh, how I missed my wee Chihuahua chum
I went down to the pet shop to find another one
I went there feeling happy, but I left there feeling glum
Because the man behind the counter loved corny puns

And he said “Yes, we have no Chihuahuas we have no Chihuahuas today
We have Alstations, Dalmatians, fruits of all flirtations,
An alpine Pekinese in a toupee
But yes, we have no Chihuahuas we have no Chihuahuas today”

oy your cheeky..here I am setting you up in a lovely place..feeding ya and givin ya a pet......and what are you doing.....gagging me tut

almost bought a tear to me eye that did

babes tis for the best belive me..pmsl

Well so it should...poor gomez.....

gomez.....wish is would bloody go...lol

pmsl....thats it..you can do your own property research then...I hear there is a nice new line of wheelie bins coming out

oy ..you missy ally wats the one about the cat???pmsl...xxx

well they have too big big enough for 2...lol

Hahahaha welllllll.....no wont put that on here..will upset peeps

oy ..you ..you knockin me wheelie bins???

Maybe you could put an order in for a special one .....extenuating circumstances and all that...I mean there is a housing crisis

do ya think i could i mean as long as it could house 2 people i dont mind..lol

No harm in asking.....might start a new craze....makes a change from cardboard boxes

I mean i would be weather proof wouldnt it...so much more cosy

now cardboard thats an idea a dab hand i am at makein stuff..

cosie now thats soundin like my kinda wheelie..lol