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The Pink Panther notices a small man, wearing Spatz (shoes), suit, hat, overcoat, walking cane. Lightbulb flashes, he >>>>> races over, "Bonjour Monsieur! Eet is I, zer Peenk Panthur! Ow wonerful to meet anuver Fwenchman, mai oui!"

Standing as tall as he can muster, the small man stares straight in the knee of the Pink Panther, "Ai am nawt Fwench Monsieur, I am Belgique, Monsieur Hercule Poirot!!"

Ai am on the trail of the elusive mees cheef, madamoiselle L'English, ter veree strange men wearing straw ats, one with straw out of iz mowth.
JoanG, Chrees - forgeeve mee, my memoree is, ow yoo say, nackered?!!!"

The sound of a mobile phone fills the air ...

The story continues

ms keeping this going for you Please help me keep this going for miss chief, I've told her I'm doing this for her, so it's okay. x

Ghostbusters arrive, get out ghostbusting equip-ment, machines at the ready ....

The story continues ...

Love to MS and her dad!
xxxxxxx

Pesky parrot enters, totally unware Ghost ....buster's have ghost busting machines at the ready, able to detect little imps who apply vanishing cream!

"ello, ello - miss chief, miss chief, I'm aiming at yer!"

Shadowy figure seen flitting and a flying ...

Get yer pesky parrot...cant cope with you and a hangover......
crawls into corner zzzzzzzzzz

Ghost busters loom closer and closer, will they catch her, zap her?!

Machines turned on, fumes of alcohol whizzle up nozzle, "Oi feyul veree shtrange ...", "Yesh, mee alsho."

Pesky Parrot, laughs, "Ahar, Ahar, Oi'yull get er then, Oi'yull get er then!" As he flies lower and lower, the fumes of ms' breath get him too ... "Oim a parrot, Oim a parr ...ot!" Crash, lands on ms' head!

Has the elusive ms won again? Time will tell!

The story continues ...

holy hang over batman........

Robin flies over, hand above brow, flies using left arm/hand, " .... know she's somewhere near. What do I look like in my pink tights, pink outfit? My street cred (any I had) has totally gone!

hides in corner.....sniggering at robin

looks like the peenk panthuir

"elo, elo, elo! Deed sumwon mensyon ma nayem?" Looks up, "Wat iz dat een mi aye?!" Zat peskee parrott!

stay's in corner......oh god it's that twerp

dressed in pink

Saw you miss lol

Peenk Panfur flutters eyelashes, "elow wild cat, an ow are yer?!"

"Can yer elp uz perleez ter fyund diz eloosiv mees cheef, mon dieu!"

Shimmers in, holding throbbing thumb, grimacing with pain, on prescription only tabs, wearing Sports Pro support bandage around thumb, hand wrist area,

"Auditions being held for anyone who can play a multitude of parts, speak several languages as though dense, remember story line. Thumb killing, needs to have quick wit, sense of humour, good memory or at least remember to bookmark thread!
until able to type again without pain. Thank you in hope!"

Still looking for miss

Hi wc

She's somewhere called The Baltic. Perhaps on 'wanted' list, kidnapped, arrested to face charges in Russia or similar for making people laugh, lol!
Or could be lacky band charge!!!

Prob all above knowing her lol

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sneaks in....on tippy toes.....whats this gets magnifying glass out......its a bit of smartie someone's had a blue one.

looks around....finds whole tube of smarties
puts in pocket....he he will eat later and share with me mates