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think I like the sound of number 7!!!!! lol

pmsl granny x

Gail, i have two cats been there done it and got the t shirt................now use profender much easier. lol

Granny,pmsl good one.btw wheres Rons thread?

One day a little girl asks her Mom,

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says,

"Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block?"

"I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you."

Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it.

"OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash."

"And only go one time around the block."

Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Dad said, "Where's Susie?"

Little girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block."

"There's another dog pushing her home."

OMG Rons thread has gone!!!! another one

Hi Sally, did you finish the gardening?
I have a plant like the one you have,
called;
Weeduswontdieoffus

i hope Ron never pulled it because of us!!

Not my failing eyesight then

there was no reason to granny we didn't do anything wrong...just got chatty!!!


Ian...you still here babe?

Reasons to own a cat.

1. Cats rule. Dogs drool.
2. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.

3. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

4. In 1996, over 10,000 UK deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.

5. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.

6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.

7. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.

9. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."

10. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.

11. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

12. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.

13. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"

14. Garfield. Odie. Enough said

Ian,come & play

I had a cat called Blacksmith.

Every time you kicked it it made a bolt for the door.

Ian

there you are lol...thought you had done a runner1 x

Meaow.Ian. Hides in corner,paws over eyes

cats are lovely,

NOW THAT"S A JOKE!!

naughty man.

right peeps....off to do a spot of gardening while the weather is half decent! lol

be back later....and be good x

Bye,Twinks,we'll try

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Ian