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no ones gona report it cos we not being naughty
we just aving a discusion in it,

i think that foxy may be a women, ave you seen the hands

I am so laughing its untrue *tears rolling down me face*

Oh Ann - lets see this thread whooshed off! PMSL.
Good job I got me Tena Lady! lol

D'you know I'm enjoying this thread - it's cheered me up no end I must say - it was so depressing on the boards till this - everyone leaving and people arguing - this is what I call culture!!!!

Men obviously don't get 'the trots' either - it's always a woman with a pained expression reaching for the Immodium..!

Anyone know the name of that slim lass with the blond hair in the lighhouse keeper M&S adver...?

I've watched it 74 times on youtube to try to jog my memory.

Ian

People should be totally honest on these dating sites - they should say if they have bad breath, or if they f..t, etc. people need to know these things before they get involved

screech - a man is on here!!!!!!!!!! This is dangerous territory Ian, wotcha doing here!!!

I used to get very annoyed with a TV series in which the 'hero' would jump into bed in each episode with a woman he had only just met. So unrealistic - or is that what other people do? I would never jump into bed with a man I had just met. I would wait for the second meeting - or 2000th. And it never had anything to do with the storyline anyway.
Grrr.
Off my soapbox now.
Huia.

you're right Sheila - and they don't seem to get headaches either

Just thought of something else - what about that advert for specsavers - why oh why did they have to use Edith Piaf or what ever or name is, I used to quite like that song - but that advert has killed it for me.

So men dont need specs?

Have you noticed too that the air freshner for the loo with the little boy sending messages under the door - typical man thing - wont get off his arse but has time to write a note - is the woman changing it - do we ever see a man changing these air freshners.

Cleaning - the only time you see a man cleaning is Ainsley Arriott with his dish washer cubes and in goes a dirty old pan and out comes - what - a brand new never been used pan! They must think we are the daftest of the daft!

ian is is it twiggy

ann, sharp in take of breath, gaaasssshp
you said the f word,
thats not right,
its offensive,
lmao
i tell you what else men dont get



activia bloating
its fowel that yoghurt
enough to give you acid

I like that Huia - the second meeting - you're a bit of a goer aren't you!!!! I never got into bed with my OH until we were married and that was three years after we met - wish I had though!!!!!

actually the word fart is in the Oxford English dictionary - so there!!!!!!

so that's it then - the majority of television adverts are totally sexist - I think we should start a petition - where's Ian gone?

dotn say that ann
he will think we cant write

Ann of GG, I am not really a goer. Like you I waited until I had got him down the aisle. He might have done a runner otherwise! Been together now for 49 yrs, so he cant have been too unhappy with me.
Huia.

OMG ladies what a tonic you are. I have been so down today as my Dad died yesterday and I just popped on and read this thread and I am wetting myself laughing. Thank you so much. Brilliant!

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Just what I needed, bless you all.

Love Lainey x

well there's a coincidence Huia - it would have been my 49th wedding anniversary last Friday, 28th March - sadly he died just over five years ago now, but it's still our anniversary

Oh Lainey - so glad we cheered you up - I think a lot of us were a bit down today and we've all been having a laugh. So sorry about your Dad hun, it so awful when you Dad dies - took me ages to come to terms with it when mine died, but you will get there.

Ann XXXXX

lainey so glad to hear your laughting
you wan something to dry the seat, or its a bit late now init

as for these husseys on here,

i was led astray by a squaddie , 22 year ago now,
but the white wedding dress still fitted me, by the time i walked down the isle