General Chat

Maggie, the time to worry is when the remote starts to ring LOL

And you're the only one who hears it PMSL

Maggie.......back to remotes and bags...I went to see my sister's and some how ....now I swear I don't know how ended up with their remotes in my handbag....OOOOoo how we laughed when I found then when I went for a cig in the garden ....when my BIL and OH had been searching for the over half an hour....hee hee...

mmmm, That sounds like a compulsive disorder to me Hayley :)

I have had a brainwave!!!

We old uns need a sort of combined mobile remote thing that wont get lost - a sort of security device that can track us down when we wander, etc etc.

I think the police have a similar thing for ex=cons, dont they? an identity bracelet thing, programmed like a Sat-Nav with our post codes in it, together with other pertinent info. like blood group, bp medication etc etc. BUT with only one button!!!

What do you think? simple or what (the idea, not me!)

Jac

Yep Jac......and what fun we could have at meets when we all swap.....pmsl...

Sounds Good Jac :)

Only trouble is would we remember to put the batteries in it,

Who are you calling and old-un Jac???

Blinky Cheek! lol

I think as long as we wear a parcel tag tied to our wrists with our name and address on we should be ok...lol

We could swap places for the day.

Hayley for instance could become Hayley from Hampshire and I could become

Colin Empress of Drama.



Thinks I might end up in the funny farm to lol

*pictures Colin having a Hayley style **MEGA DRAMA QUEEN HISSY FIT STROP****


Somehow I don't think that will work LOL

And I certainly dont have enough hair left to flick it back :)

I was only talking about me self and other people of a certain generation TW -you werent actually included as your will be in the Mark II phase of things, or possibly Mark III - cos I forget how old you are )))))

I dont like the sound of batteries though - that's an added complication - couldnt we just plug ourselves in for an hour or so each morning? (preferably whilst not in early morning bath).

Maybe an implant would be bettter? just under the skin like dogs and cats have, with a person monitoring each individual's movements through the day on a big screen - a bit like Big Brother (or Big Grandad) - expanding the job description of the Home Help.

I am seriously considering suggesting this to my MP as a means of avoiding the exhorbitant cost of OP homes etc in the future - it has to be cost effective, if not totally ergonomically effective! lol


Jac

Anyway :)

I think I have had one of those senior moments again,

What was the original question again lol

Pmsl Colin

Who needs a remote to have a one-sided conversation!!
My moblie 'rang' the other day, I rummaged in my bag, pulled it out and put it to my ear - silence. Looked at it - it was a text!!!
Not saying I'm Billy No Mates - but it's so rare for anyone to contact me on it (I usually don't hear it so it doesn't get answered) that I'd forgotten which ring was which!!

maggie *okay so I am Billy No Mates*

A mobile rings?????????? eh - when did that happen?

Jac

Lol Jac... and we could blame our saggy bits on all the implants we have, that is an absolute brainwave!!

Plugging in might be dodgy though...... we might all have to have a set of those GSD thingies to straighten us out afterwards!!

We could be re-named.... the Bright Sparks, lol

Love

Daff xxx

Maggie :):) lol Bless Yah :)


Ive a good mind to contact all the people I know to get them to ring you :)

It would be great fun watching you take the remote control out of your bag and speaking into it lol

ROFLMAO Daft what are GDS things ?

Satellites Hayley - weird things in the sky what can track you down, no matter where you are - on the loo, in the bath, wandering on the hills, down the Co-op - anywhere!!


Jac