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TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 16 Mar 2008 20:13

She has JJ seriously, really poorly

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 16 Mar 2008 20:10

No, my missus is ill cant stay norovirus

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 16 Mar 2008 19:56

water please

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 16 Mar 2008 19:53

Water please

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 16 Mar 2008 19:49

God bless you my friends

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:31

Hi Mousy.......hugs xxx

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:30

Bar Lady: "OK, by me a beer and I'm yours........well not literally,,,,,,,,,"

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:25

Bar Lady "Bollinger it is, you got credit card?"

JJ..."yeah here ya go Bar Lady(hands over card), Tim is paying"

Bar Lady "stick ya pin number in."

JJ "OK, there ya go,,,,,,,is that ok?"

Bar Lady "Computer says nooooooo"

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:22

gets me false lashes out, sticks em on..........ooh I aint had a night out for ages..........

changes wellies to high heels...........

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:20

Bar Lady "You lot want Bolly or Lambrisco"

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:19

Bar Lady: "what ya all want? Hurry up, got me nails to paint"

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 19:11

what ya found? Tim's barclaycard...............oohhhhhh we can spend big time...........

not sure how we can use it, maybe Lou will know cos she a whizz on the Internet and stuff....

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 18:05

Call Centre Lady ......"Hello, thank you for calling Barclaycard, can I have your details please"?

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"Hello, my name is Tim, I would like to apply for a platinum card.....is the limit 40 grand on that? That should be enough, just that I am takin a few good looking birds out for the night.........I owe em"

Call Centre Lady: " That's fine, card in the post....Oh and Sir.......stop singing that toot footie song.......have a nice day Sir"

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 17:58

yes can think of more stuff he gonna pay for.

Think we should organise a day up in London, a ride on the London Eye with champagne, and then lunch afterwards..........then hit a club.....

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 17:51

he gonna have punishment later. He is gonna have to clean the toilets out, and mop the floors.......

Oh and get the drinks in all night, Oh and treat us to pizza or kebab on the way home...x

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 16:19

JJ, Tim sneaked into the bar, recorded via the Karaoke machine, the Play Up Pompey song!!......and sneaked a copy of it onto the juke box in the bar.......arghhhhhhhhhhh

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 15:37

sits in corner like Billy no mates and slurps wine through straw.........

sticks Jukie back on..closes eyes and presses buttons at random.....waits for song..........

PLAY UP POMPEY arrggggggg Tim has recorded it and placed a copy in the Jukie.........

kicks Jukie to off mode..............

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 15:25

passes vino to JJ...........

gets me hunphrey straw out....

Whirley

Whirley Report 16 Mar 2008 15:24

if I hear Play Up Pompey anymore, am gonna throw a massive hissy fit............pmsl...

Twinks, you can some of my chicken dinner if ya want hun, it aint ready yet tho?

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 16 Mar 2008 14:54

lmao JJ....I know....hes eating my dinner!!!!...and probably supping beer too lol