General Chat

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.

Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
A: About three thousand miles.

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Q: What do elephants take when they get hysterical?
A: Trunkquilizers.

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Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.

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Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone.

Hi Claire

Good to see ya hun, hope all is well with you

~~~~~~~waves and blows kisses over the Cleddau

Mwaahh


SS hope all is well with your family now hun, I got some leaflets through from the hospital yesterday with numbers for the breast care nurses if I get shaky I can give them a call.

Funnily enough I did try it on a bit the other day, Ive got a bit of a dark humour as does my hubby so I asked him could I get all the certs I want now incase I cark it lol

I cant put what he said back to me pmsl

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: From stamping out forest fires.


Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From stamping out flaming ducks.


Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way?
A: To fit on lily pads.


Q: Why isn't it safe to go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon?
A: That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.

Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?
A: You miss most of the picture!


Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk.

LMAO damn, he was already expecting it...hmm... maybe have to come up with another plan of attack instead, hun LOL.

All is great with our family right now. I really need to get my risk assessment form filled in, but I am the biggest procrastinator ever. Tomorrow...tomorrow... etc. As I've said, the breast care nurses are really great so call them if you need to chat.

These elephant jokes are cracking me up, Joy LOL.

You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Thank you, SS. There's something about the elephant ...

Hey Jax....sending positive thoughts and as for a larf well I went for my annual breast exam last week.....everything is okay....but for several hours after the exam my right one was feeling a little wonky...kinda hard to describe but mostly itchy and a prickly feeling....I do have a lypoma on that one and I forgot that they put a marker on it before the mammogram....the marker is a sticky thing with a little metal tab on it. Well when I was getting ready for bed figured out why the right was feeling off. Silly mare (Me) forgot to remove the sticky thing and it was there all day before I noticed. Was discreetly scratching the silly thing all day through my clothes and didn't figure it out til bedtime.... pmsl

sendin ya sum stuff to cheer ya auld self up

MWAH

Claire xxx

What is an elephant after it is 6 months old?
7 months old.

What is an elephant's favourite instrument?
A trumpet.

What is an emephant?
The one after an elephant.

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
An elephants shadow.

Joy

I never knew there was so many jokes about elephants lol

They are brill my son wants me to copy them all for him lol

SS yep he knows me too well lol

If you dont hurry up and do you form I will start nagging you pmsl

I've been dragging my feet for 3 years... Although to be fair for a year or so of that it was lost in that "safe place" we all have and forget where it is. I was actually waiting on some info from my aunt that never came. I promise I'll get it done this week... once I dig it out. I really hate forms and this one is terrible as the gaps aren't big enough on it. But it reads like a who's who of our family LOL.

Damn your OH... we need a cunning plan. ;-)

Thanks Debs pmsl at least ya didnt try to go through customs lol

Claire im reading em now hun lmfao

Im gonna have to send me boy up the shop to get me credit so I can send em on lol

Some are close to the bone though.....










are ya fed up wid em yet ?


Claire xxx

I know or I would of put some on here pmsl

keep em coming hun as long as you dont have to pay for ya credit lol

Hope you're ok Jax. I've been there and done that, so know how you're feeling. Mine turned out to be just fibrous tissue. Hopefully yours will be the same.

Thinking of you.

Thinking of you Arwen, and I have pm'd you.
You know we are all here for you.
Vicky xx

Thanks Maggie & Vicky

No matter what happens I know with a bit of help I will get through it, im very blessed to have support from my family and all you wonderful people on here.

Jax xxxxxxxxx

Got every thing crossed for you

Scream, rant, laugh and joke anytime, we are always here

((((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))

Jan x