General Chat

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.

Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from a duck.

Have just been through this with my brother. His turned out to be a cyst more than likely caused by the medications he's on (omeprazole) but it was very worrying as my mum was diagnosed with breast cancer in sept 2004. She's got the all clear now though. It was a scary time going through it with her, and the waiting was by far the worst. But they were quick and really helpful. Just a suggestion but you might want to see if the local hospital has a breast care nurse who might be able to help you through this time? Ours was wonderful, and not just for mum.

(((((((((((Jax))))))))))) hope it all turns out ok.

Chins up and try to keep yourself distracted. Now is also the time to ask for any expensive new toys or that pile of certificates that you want as I'm betting you'd get anything ;-) Sure, it's exploitation but why not if it makes you happy :-)

Sending Hugs & Stuff across the Cleddau to ya
Ya ditzy auld mare

MWAH

Claire xxx

Joy

I know ya are Joy you and Stray have been from the first I got to know you and im really lucky to have you both xxxx

can ya send me a bus full of squaddies to they will cheer me up no end lol

Thanks Julia & Marion xx

pmsl

Stray you were abusing me on msn but its ok cos I know im all them words ya called me lolol

thanks hun and how can I not keep smiling wiv you as a sis eh xxx

Thanks Rose

If im half as brave as her I will be ok xxxxxx

Thanks Diana sweetie

hope you are ok xxx

Jax,
positive thoughts and
(((((((hugs )))))))
for you , keep your pecker up
Hazelx

((((((hugs)))))) to you, loads of positive thoughts and well done for getting to Doc's as soon as you have! Brave as the white lady of Rohan!

Rose XXX

or look thats right u abuse me on here last night and today ya getting loads of luvs lol "winks"

keep them spirits high sis n like i say keep smiling

sending u bundles of love


stray
xxx

Thinking of you and sending you a

(((((((((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))))))))

try not to worry

julia xx

jax hun

will be there for you if you need me

sending bus loads of

positive thoughts and love

xxxmuchxxx

Very true Jax Very True,Its the Plaster of Paris that does it,pmsl.**M**.xxx.

(((HUGS)))

Hal

I would say the same to you but I get the feeling your pecker is always up pmsl

And I,m so far away,What a Pity,It could have been fun.**M**.Keep your pecker up.xxxx.

Thanks Tor

Hugs to you too hun xxxxxx

Ann

Thankyou I might just do that xx

Pat

Thanks xxx

Hal

I bet it wouldnt ya little tinker lol

But ya never guess what! im gonna have someone sticking pins and needles in me now pmsl

Sorry to hear of your problem Jax,Hope all goes well for you.**M**xxxx.Ps. I tell you what my friend,It would,nt have taken me two weeks to find it. Best Wishes.xxxx.

Hey positive thoughts are coming your way..

Pat x

Lots of positive thoughts for you jax and fingers crossed it is a cyst. I know how bad it can be waiting for tests and results.. I had what turned out to fortunately be a cyst about 8 years ago, it is a long wait. will b thinking of you.

If you get really down come on the Depressions and anxiety thread, lots of people to keep you thinking positively on there.

ann
Glos

Jax

Love and ((((((((HUGS)))))))))

Got everyfink crossed for ya.

pmsl Bob

your turn first lol

Gwen

Ya did well hun must have been hard for ya lol

*ducks Gwens power slap

That wasnt me it was me sister they have hauled her back in the sea now lol

Mary

Thanks xxxx

Sara Thanks

How was ya first night in ya new home?

Still no reply btw xxxx

Blue Moon

Im deffo staying positive if you only got them boots lol

Jules

Thanks :o)

Sorry I havent replied to all the pm's yet I will get round to them.

Gonna nip off for a bit to drop my nephews birthday pressie off

Thankyou all ya stars xxxxxxxxx