General Chat

oh dear shes at work


so who did i lock in the cupboard under the stairs????

runs the hoover over quick


pushes more bottles under the chair


folds the display throws correctly

sh sh sh Hayley wont notice pmsl xxx


thanks tw for reminding us

Girls, clear up quick, Hayleys only working a late shift tonight, she aint gone on holiday yet.....she'll be here soon

its ok if she asks we will blame buttons n susie

if they out like there sis n step sis they will eat out

eeeeeeeeeee just thought so thats were the fish went

them norty kittys

it was the fish honest

i am sure i seen them

get out the tank and eat them




looks guilty but full pmsl

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

someone has ate all her

"sobs"


its so bad






someone has ate all her JAFFA CAKES!!!!!!!!!



shes gona be so mad

oh stray

wheres the number

for the family planning clinic

i think BC needs

the emergency appointment

better safe than sorry

now who hung that thong

on the chandelier BC you never xx

im here

sorry im late

them bleeding kittens eat me shoes so i put em int he cattery sis can collect them on the way home

who drew in black pen on the family portrait

"now weres the yellow pages"

you look a better colour now BC

you had me right worried

now put a lampshade

on that pizza guys head

and stand him in the corner

peggy will never notice

if he flashes a bit xxx



kicks a bottle under the sofa

BC

Glad your sober..........I mean ok now.

Joy said you weren't well

Hows the Pizza man........sorry meant the pizza

pmsl

Jan x

*shudders....what a horrible dream that was, well a nightmare really...two evil cackling hags...*shakes from head to toe and eats her pizza.....

but he is the one with the six pack

and i wanted him


scoops the pork pies out the fish tank

stray can you just wash a few of them pots hun

Well at least you found him before Peggy got home,

She might of thought her luck was in

pmsl

GAWD

ive just found a man in the wardrobe

BC you hussy

what have you done

he said he only brought a pizza

three days ago xxx



i dare not even sweep under the bed

the boro football team might come out

Its ok Caz

Will make her do a detour via Cornwall, should stall her for a bit

Jan x

you can hear her snore in newcastle to

the CB ers said

she is causing bleed over xx

Yeah, she'll fall for that

Good luck

Jan x

the recycling in Boro just wont cope with all those baileys bottles,


Gawd I live a quiet life, is BC snoring? Peggy might hear her on her way home.....


Caz xxx

we have had to put BC to bed

shes in a bad way

we will tell Peggy

she has rabatarba cybertitus

give her time to sober up xx

Bet she will

Nosey she is

Where have you hid BC

Jan x