General Chat

we the boro girls have been partying at peggy's while she was away and its trashed now we fed her fish larger and pork pies and we found BC asleep this morning in the bath room and she had been sick in the bath somebody i think it was Hayley spiked her baileys with ice and we all know its the ice that gets her drunk please can you help us clean the place up before peggy gets home tomorrow bring your mops girls and bin bags

I'll try to delay her for you,

PEGGY

FANCY A COKE

pmsl

thanks jan your an angel hun

i will take the empties out

and dump them in next doors bin

she wont look there xx

Bet she will

Nosey she is

Where have you hid BC

Jan x

we have had to put BC to bed

shes in a bad way

we will tell Peggy

she has rabatarba cybertitus

give her time to sober up xx

the recycling in Boro just wont cope with all those baileys bottles,


Gawd I live a quiet life, is BC snoring? Peggy might hear her on her way home.....


Caz xxx

Yeah, she'll fall for that

Good luck

Jan x

you can hear her snore in newcastle to

the CB ers said

she is causing bleed over xx

Its ok Caz

Will make her do a detour via Cornwall, should stall her for a bit

Jan x

GAWD

ive just found a man in the wardrobe

BC you hussy

what have you done

he said he only brought a pizza

three days ago xxx



i dare not even sweep under the bed

the boro football team might come out

Well at least you found him before Peggy got home,

She might of thought her luck was in

pmsl

but he is the one with the six pack

and i wanted him


scoops the pork pies out the fish tank

stray can you just wash a few of them pots hun

*shudders....what a horrible dream that was, well a nightmare really...two evil cackling hags...*shakes from head to toe and eats her pizza.....

BC

Glad your sober..........I mean ok now.

Joy said you weren't well

Hows the Pizza man........sorry meant the pizza

pmsl

Jan x

you look a better colour now BC

you had me right worried

now put a lampshade

on that pizza guys head

and stand him in the corner

peggy will never notice

if he flashes a bit xxx



kicks a bottle under the sofa

im here

sorry im late

them bleeding kittens eat me shoes so i put em int he cattery sis can collect them on the way home

who drew in black pen on the family portrait

"now weres the yellow pages"

oh stray

wheres the number

for the family planning clinic

i think BC needs

the emergency appointment

better safe than sorry

now who hung that thong

on the chandelier BC you never xx

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

someone has ate all her

"sobs"


its so bad






someone has ate all her JAFFA CAKES!!!!!!!!!



shes gona be so mad

it was the fish honest

i am sure i seen them

get out the tank and eat them




looks guilty but full pmsl

its ok if she asks we will blame buttons n susie

if they out like there sis n step sis they will eat out

eeeeeeeeeee just thought so thats were the fish went

them norty kittys