General Chat

You probably don't want to know this but

1) If you can get a pencil through a hole you can get a mouse through it.

2) They prefer chocolate to cheese but if push comes to shove they'll eat anything.

3) They tend to stick to the edges of rooms rather than being out in the middle.

4) They run fast.

5) When you have caught it in the plastic bag bin under sink the mouse will jump when it sees you. (You will also jump even if you don't have a problem with mice)

6) When you've caught it in a humane trap don't take it to the nearest churchyard, it'll be back the following morning. It needs to go much further, at least 1/2 mile.

7) When OH asks if Mickey is male or female don't bother trying to find out. It isn't as easy as sexing a hamster.

8) Don't get in from pub and decide to take newly captured mouse to local gravel pit. It is dark, you are p****d and the first barn owl to fly over will get a free meal!

We get one or two mice every year usually around easter time though we had one briefly last september.

Quick Mice ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun lol

I am sorry to everyone here...you are all so kind, but I am going outside, bicycleclps, helmet, long raincoat tied at the bottom, gloves, hairnet....and a large hammer....brb....

Lou yes have reported it to PO...Someone somewhere is enjoying those two boys....shame its not you! lol

*Covers eyes*

All this mice bashing is appauling!!!!

A poor mummy and daddy mouse, looking for somewhere safe for their little ones to rest from the bitter cold.....Finding a kind lady who has been throwing them food and feeding birds they decide to return the favour by moving in and keeping her company....

What a lovely thought......

LOU XXXXXxxxxxx
ps. BC- that thingimie never did come - maybe my postie took a likeing???lol

pmsl Jax
awwww poor BC
Rosex

Awwww aint mice cute!

When baby mice are only 4/5 weeks old they go through a flea stage where they jump around everywhere

Sorry BC i know i aint helping much lol

Please get a humane trap for them xxxxxxx

Jax xx

BC. a Five Pound Lump Hammer will also do the trick. ( Thats if you can Catch them).**M**.:o)))>

*hands BC a tissue* pmsl
i had one in my house and I had vacuum cleaner in hand so I sort of tried to frighten it away an the poor wee thing must have had a heart attack or something and died in front of me !! My lads call me 'mouse killer' - so I could come down asap for red an bring me Dyson!

Kaz :o)))

*looks tearfully at Merlin???

Kaz, just the girl I want to see. Nowww, if you could make your way down here, I'll even have a bottle of red on the ready, then YOU could deal with the infest..infest...I cant even say it...*weeps some more....

It rather depends on whether they are "Chocolate or Sugar"if they are the other type "Get a Cat".**M**.:o))>

you could try one of them signs "KEEP OFF THE PATIO" am sure they do them as well as grass ones!

xxxxKazxxxx

*breaks down in sobs....and all because I was feeding the birds......

awww bless..
They've come in from the cold...

I think they like biscuits and things rather than cheese BC....

seriously though, there are several good humane traps you can use to remove them - but beware- mice can find their way back from two miles away!!!!!!!

LOU XXXXXXXXXxx

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i think they like cheese aswell BC lol
put them in a box and take to someone who has a snake
they wont come back lol
Rosex

*parcels Dylan up and sends him south*

Thanks Rosie...that's the kind of information I need....NOT!!!

lol..... I really am terrified of the little *uggers.....

pmsl
keep then nice and warm BC
Rosex

Yesterday to my horror, I saw two mice on my patio. Have just come back and they have two babies with them.....hellllpppppppp

That they can get through a keyhole? *shudders.....