Quizzes and Games

****REMEMBER THIS SEQUEL WAS WRITTEN WITH NO Es,
for THE E-LESS THREAD, IF YOU PLEASE!


BALLAD OF URNY II.... (IT'S FOLLOW-UP)
(To music of original by B*nny Hill)


This wasn't last of Urny's yarn, cos Mau was tricking Bob :-0
Though Big Bad Bob had had his way, Urny was first on this job!
And 7 months following Pair's big day, Mau's labour pains did start,
Mau's baby now was on his way, would Bob now tip t'cart? ( call to mind that Bob was from Yorks;-))


"Our baby just roll'd out too soon!" :-(, Mau frantic'ly did say
Bob was at first took in by this :-S But soon Bob would say "Nay"! :-| :-| :-|
Cos Burny'd grow to <3 his milk, his cravings would not stop
Burny'd look at Bob with Urny's iis and catch Bob on t'hop!



Mau would coo "BURNY"<3 ;-) (coooooooo Baby Burny)
Who's Dad drohv a big fast Milk Cart in North Lancs:-D :-D :-D


Now, Burny didn't lyk Bad Bob, his baps, his tarts or tiffins
Burn didn't want Bob's macaroons, his biscuits nor his muffins
But Burny <3d all MILKY things, his yogurts, and his custard
And Bob did start to sniff a rat :-0 :-0, Burn didn't cut his mustard :-| :-| :-|



Burn's Pals call "BURNY!" (yooo hoooooooo Burrrrnnnny)
As Burn rohd his Fast TOY Milk Float in North Lancs :-D :-D :-D



Burny's growth was down to milk, and soon was strong and tall
And Mau could not withhold that fact- Burn was not Bob's at all! :-(
Bad Bob was big but also fat, but Burn was tall and lanky
and now Bob shouts and balls at Mau cos of Mau's Hanky Panky!

"BURN IS URN'S SPIT!" :-| Bad Bob did shout, "Oh Mau, what hav you dun?...
I thought I'd not c Urn again cos I kill'd him with that bun!":-0 :-|
Bad Bob admits it's not Burn's fault Burn looks just lyk his Dad
But Bob is still an angry man, and totally, awfully mad! :-| :-| :-| :-|


BURN LOOKS LYK URNY (oooooo Urrrrnnnnnyyyyyy)
Who drohv a big fast Milk Cart in North Lancs :-D :-D :-D




Now Big Bad Bob his plot was lost, Bob sprang into his van
And in fury drohv to his doughman's shop just lyk a loony man
His <3 was torn cos Mau had dun such a lying awful scam
And all along his boy was Urn's and Bob had push'd his pram!

In mad abandon and in pain, Bob 8 products for his stall
His pys, his tarts, his currant buns, in fact Bob 8 it all :-0 :-0 :-0
Now groaning on Bob's baking floor, his stomach fit to bust
Bob's innards all did pop and burst, and Bad Bob bit his dust



JUST LYK URNY (ooooooooo Urrrrnnnnny)
Bob's driving a food van high up over Lancs! :-D :-D :-D

ooooooaaaaaaaaah


Mau didn't stay forlorn for long, cos Mau did plot and plan ;-) ;-)
And FAST FOOD FRANK from FARINGTON is now Mau's Fancy Man,
Frank couldn't wait to fill Bob's boots and savour all Mau's charm,
Frank would woo Mau with hotdogs, chips and a "Big Frank" in a barm.

Now many moons hav long ago past with Bad Bob in his ground
and Burny did obtain Bob's van and also Urny's Round.
Burn built up big fat profits- Burn's a rich and famous lad
Who still owns that fast old Milk Cart which was pass'd down from his Dad!.....


.... THEY CALL HIM BURNY ..... (Oooooooo Buuuurrrrnnnnyyyyy) :-D

and BURN DROHV HIS DAD'S OLD MILK CART IN NORTH LANCS ;-) :-D


BALLAD II's HAD IT's CONCLUSSION!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Oh Jem you're such a sport
We could use a few more of your sort
Yes I know we have Allan
But there's always room for a bit of new talent :-)

The way to a man's heart is through the stomach, it's said is best,
Whilst others prefer a more direct route,
With a knife through the chest.

But young Nell with a plan did start
Which she knew would capture
The Cobbler's heart.

It was neither with food, nor a very sharp knife,
But she was determined
That she would be his wife.

Therefore she plied him with those womanly wiles,
Known only to women (a genetic trait, no doubt)
Which could reduce the most stubborn of men to the most stupid of smiles

The cobbler and his wife did rest
Now it's time to compete their quest
To love honour and obey
As long as it's done all Nells way :-D

Good Evening Rhymers Everyone :-) :-) :-)
I do hope you are all having fun
I have just read the latest installment
about Allan's Cobbler and how it all went
wrong when he did marry that Nell
Who managed to get him under her spell :-D :-D :-D :-D


It's always lovely to have Kathy's company
Her laughter is very infectious
Not like the flu, that just makes you feel blue
But she cheers up all the rest of us :-D


Some come on Everyone, don't be shy
Come and give Rhythm and Rhyme a try! :-D :-D

Well..........

I did join in and contribute to this thread,
But, i was ignored, so i went to bed!

Sniff, sob, hiccup!

:-(

Aw sorry Prickles it was never meant
To ignore you with intent
So good night God bless
I await your reply
With avid interest <3

ooooooooo Pricklesywicklesy<3 I'm so sorry
I didn't realise I'd been amiss
So please forgive your friend Jemallah ;-)
What rhymes with Amiss? :-S oh yes a X :-D :-D :-D :-D

Prickles come out come out where ever you are
We know you can't be that far :-D

Ok, i've finished sulking now
But, let me tell you this
The next to you ignore me
I will slap you with a fish.

:-D :-D

Ooooooooo Prickles ..... please not a ffff -i-i-i-sh:-0 :-0
That would be Jemallah's worst wish
All cold and slimy and not at all nice
I'd rather you hit me with Sangria with ice ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

Oi prickles I like fish
I think it's a tasty dish
But if you really have to slap
Make sure to bring a buttered bap :-D

To be slapped with a fish
Whether wet or dry
Would surely bring a tear to my eye

Now if the fish was a Shark
You would see me run
So make it a monkfish
As there isn't a fish named after a Nun

Allan well done
That rhymes with nun
But wots with all this fishy stuff
Should we call Prickles bluff :-D

You see Allan has a thing about nuns
Especially very naughty ones ;-)
And often a joke or two he'll invent
About what he thinks goes on in a convent! :-0

But only ever in fun,
and not to upset anyone.
He loves to tell that kind of joke
because he is, of course, a bloke! ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

.....And a very entertaining one at that! :-D

What goes black and white, black and white rolling down a hill?
A nun
I know that doesn't rhyme
But thought I'd tell a joke this time
Seeing as Allan likes his nun
I thought it'd be a bit of fun ;-)

Now none of my comments had the intent
Of implying that I know
What happens in a Convent

But Nuns, I know, are like fluffy rabbits,
And from what I've been told
Have very endearing habits

:-D :-D :-D

The nuns are saying a prayer Jem
Just in case she wants to join them
A life of piety and silence I don't think
It'd send her over the brink. ( or to drink) :-D



What a load of cobblers but couldn't do better today :-0

Could you imagine Jem in a Silent Order?
It would be more like chaos and DISORDER! :-0 :-0
Not to chatter, to laugh and to sing
Would to Jemima such misery bring!

"Too true!" says Allan, cos he knows me
I make more noise than a Bumble Bee! :-P
But what is life if not to giggle and talk?
.....Unless to my cheese, another is chalk! :-S :-D