Quizzes and Games

As you all know I'm not good at composing
In fact I think I'm bloody appalling
But joining in is lots of fun
So av a go and gis a pun :-D :-D :-D

Dan's Gang did not cut in our Burn, and Burn was gagg'd and bound
And soon Dan's Gang did nick all loot, not giving Burn a Pound
Dan's dodgy gang did all abscond, first locking Our Burn in
It was such a shock to Dan's Bank's Staff on op'ning up that mornin'

Cos Burn was in that vault all night, all bound up tight and cold
Though Dan did know that Burn was caught, Dan was profoundly bold
Now Dan did cloak his guilt with "front", and was also such a liar
And cops took Burn away to jail, in back of a Black Mariah

So Dirty Dan now had all loot and his gang did hav a ration
Dan now had funds to woo his girl, and do this with a passion
And so to his Lady Dan did go, would Dan Tamara marry?
Now Tam was posh, but Dan had dosh and so Dan should not tarry.

But what Dan didn't know to a slip in his planning
Who is down in a vault counting out his winnings
To dans horror and dismay
It turns out to b big Burns day
For bagging is cash and stowing away :-D

Just raising cash by scamming folk would not bring Dan his match
Cos Dan did know his funds got low and so a plot did hatch
Dan had to nick a hoard of gold or ginormous amounts of dough
A Bank Job it would bring about Dan's only way to go! :-0 :-0

Now Dan did find a dodgy gang to do his dirty work
So Dan just had to plan his job and Dan did hav a purk. ;-)
Cos Dan did hav his banks bluprints, it's passwords and it's vault coads
Dan only had to coach his gang and soon Dan would hav loads :-D :-D :-D

Don got a hoody now wants a buddy
To do a job on a bank
It must b quick
Cos it's nr a nick
And bobby's r two for a pound :-D

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Tamara was too good for Dan, according to Tam's Dad:-|
And though Tam did hav hots for Dan ;-), Tamara was as bad! :-0
Tamara's Dad did hav in mind a Baron, Lord, Tycoon
or a King would just about b right :-0, but not Dirty Dan that goon! :-| :-| :-|

Dan had to think just what to do to win Tamara's hand
Dan could not stand to think Tamara'd vanish in quick sand:-(
What would bring in wads of cash? and lavish gifts to boot?
Now Dan will hav to rob a bank and bring out lots of loot! :-D :-D

How could Dan amass a million quick
For Tamara would soon do a flit
For love nor mony could Dan turn a trick
Tamara wasn't happy and had a fit :-D

Lady Tamara was Dan's girl, and Tamara's Dad was rich
And Dad had spoilt his girl until Tamara was a b**ch :-0 :-0 :-0
Tamara did not mind at all what Dirty Dan had dun
As long as copious funds could bring Tamara lots of fun! :-| :-| :-|

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Now Dan did have a Lady, of rich and highbrow notions
and Dan did luv to thrill this girl, buying costly gifts and potions
Dan's pay was not sufficing, and with his back against bank's wall
Soon Dan did turn to fiddling folk to aid his salary shortfall

That's a warning not to part with your cash
So don't do what Dan wants you to do
Or it will go in a flash :-D

Carry on us must ...so will do :-D :-D :-D

But Big Bob had a sibling, who was known as Dirty Dan
As Big Bob was a villain - so Dan was more that man!
Dan's job was in a big city, Dan did work with Stocks and Bonds
But Dan would plot and plan and scam folk out of account funds.

I'm a bit sad now it's not to carry on
I must do what MAU did and AV a bit of fun

Thanks j for humouring moi <3 <3 :-\

BALLAD OF URNY II (CONCLUSSION OF FOLLOW-ON STORY)

... To music of original song by B*nny Hill

Mau didn't stay forlorn for long, cos Mau did plot and plan ;-) ;-)
And FAST FOOD FRANK from FARINGTON is now Mau's Fancy Man,
Frank couldn't wait to fill Bob's boots and savour all Mau's charm,
Frank would woo Mau with hotdogs, chips and a "Big Frank" in a barm.

Now many moons hav long ago past with Bad Bob in his ground
and Burny did obtain Bob's van and also Urny's Round.
Burn built up big fat profits- Burn's a rich and famous lad
Who still owns that fast old Milk Cart which was pass'd down from his Dad!.....


.... THEY CALL HIM BURNY ..... (Oooooooo Buuuurrrrnnnnyyyyy) :-D

and BURN DROHV HIS DAD'S OLD MILK CART IN NORTH LANCS ;-) :-D


BALLAD II's HAD IT's CONCLUSSION!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D GOOD GIRL KATHY! :-D :-D :-D

NOW MAU WHO'S A WIDOW AGAIN
WAS MISSING THE COMPANY OF A LOVING MAN
A NOTION DID POP ITO MIND
COULD I FIND A TOY BOY OR TWO OF A KIND
OH WHAT FUN IT WAS
TO PLOT AND PLAN
UNTIL MAU FOUND AN OBLIGING YOUNG MAN.

( could that man Orkney at fairy dairy) :-D :-D

Aw Kathy!! I don't think I am but Thank YOU for thinking so! <3

I always had fun doing rhyming songs as a child but not dun so nowadays.

ANYWAY .... IT WAS YOU THAT THOUGHT UP A FABULOUS NOTION ....
...What a brainstorm that was ... GOOD THINKING KATHY! :-D :-D :-D
I would not hav thought about doing that :-)



MYK :-)
Mails in whyt coats for many moons was trying to find moi, but I always gain good hiding spots :-D :-D :-D :-D


Last installment of Ballad of Urny II (It's follow-up story) in it's offing.... watch this void :-D

YOU R FANTASTIC

Look out for mails in whyt coats you two, coming to tayk you away ha ha.

Mind to turn your clocks on an hour.
Officially Spring at last :-D

BALLAD OF URNY II.... (IT'S FOLLOW-UP)
(To music of original by B*nny Hill)

Part 2 (Part 1 had it's posting 3 postings back)


Now Big Bad Bob his plot was lost, Bob sprang into his van
And in fury drohv to his doughman's shop just lyk a loony man
His <3 was torn cos Mau had dun such a lying awful scam
And all along his boy was Urn's and Bob had push'd his pram!

In mad abandon and in pain, Bob 8 products for his stall
His pys, his tarts, his currant buns, in fact Bob 8 it all :-0 :-0 :-0
Now groaning on Bob's baking floor, his stomach fit to bust
Bob's innards all did pop and burst, and Bad Bob bit his dust



JUST LYK URNY (ooooooooo Urrrrnnnnny)
Bob's driving a food dispatch van high over Lancs :-D :-D :-D

ooooooaaaaaaaaah


Conclussion of BALLAD OF URNY II to be posted ;-) :-D :-D

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 oooooooooooooooooooooo

now that's SCARY! :-0 :-0 :-0

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D