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BALLAD OF URNY ..... Concluding Part (4)

Urny was only 52, and didn’t want to croak :-( :-(
Now Urny brings his yogurt drinks to Paradisiacal folk
Urn’s patrons r all holy, and nasty dogs r band
His Milkman’s days r full of fun in that fairy, dairy land. :-) :-)

But a woman’s wants r many-fold, soon Mau and Bob did marry
But odd things would occur that night, as Bob lay happy as Larry
Was that shrubs a-rustling in strong wind? Or Mau’s cat catawauling
Or Ghostly Gold-Tops a-rattling as Urny did his calling? :-0 :-0 :-0

Nobody forgot Urny (ooooooooooh Urnyyyyyyyyyyy) ;-):-D :-D
Who drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs



AND THAT'S IT FOLKS :-D :-D :-D

Than you <3 that was fantastic but wouldn't it just b good to carry on this story
Old urn could Av got his mau in a condition that could bring him a son to carry on his yarn. Do you think that could work? :-D

I'm assuming Urn got Mau up duff b4 Urn was popping his clogs?

..... Or that would b a bit ghoulish :-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'll think what can b brought about with that notion Kathy ;-) :-D :-D :-D



I'm off to watch a bit of tv with OH now,
Catch sight of you tomorrow Kathy, Night Night <3

Night night j <3

Two months prior to urns last gasp
Mau and urn did a marital act
In fact urn got lucky
Now mau's up't duffy :-D

BOB IS NOW HAVING PALPITATONS
COS IT WASN'T FROM HIS CONSUMATIONS

:-D :-D :-D@ Kathy!

Working on follow-up ballad as us communicating :-D :-D

Mad ... Both of you :-S

MYK! :-D :-D :-D

Mima has had missing you thoughts on this yarn.

Hoping you will hav a BRILL holiday in Russia :-)

Now Mau's having urn's sprog
BOb was told to find a job
As you know Bobs a bit lairy
Found it down at fairy dairy
:-D

good 1 Kathy :-D :-D :-D

For any looking in on this yarn that forbids a particular non-consonant...

My Ballad of Urny was again having it's posting a bit up this payj.
This was having it's adaption from an original-
ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS- Sung by B*nny Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

Kathy and I thought it would b good to do a follow-up story.

My follow-up story (to b sung to it's original music) will b having it's posting following this post :-D :-D :-D :-D

BALLAD OF URNY II.... (IT'S FOLLOW-UP)
(To music of original by B*nny Hill)

Part 1:

This wasn't last of Urny's yarn, cos Mau was tricking Bob :-0
Though Big Bad Bob had had his way, Urny was first on this job!
And 7 months following Pair's big day, Mau's labour pains did start,
Mau's baby now was on his way, would Bob now tip t'cart? ( call to mind that Bob was from Yorks;-))


"Our baby just roll'd out too soon!" :-(, Mau frantic'ly did say
Bob was at first took in by this :-S But soon Bob would say "Nay"! :-| :-| :-|
Cos Burny'd grow to <3 his milk, his cravings would not stop
Burny'd look at Bob with Urny's iis and catch Bob on t'hop!



Mau would coo "BURNY"<3 ;-) (coooooooo Baby Burny)
Who's Dad drohv a big fast Milk Cart in North Lancs:-D :-D :-D


Now, Burny didn't lyk Bad Bob, his baps, his tarts or tiffins
Burn didn't want Bob's macaroons, his biscuits nor his muffins
But Burny <3d all MILKY things, his yogurts, and his custard
And Bob did start to sniff a rat :-0 :-0, Burn didn't cut his mustard :-| :-| :-|



Burn's Pals call "BURNY!" (yooo hoooooooo Burrrrnnnny)
As Burn rohd his Fast TOY Milk Float in North Lancs :-D :-D :-D



Burny's growth was down to milk, and soon was strong and tall
And Mau could not withhold that fact- Burn was not Bob's at all! :-(
Bad Bob was big but also fat, but Burn was tall and lanky
and now Bob shouts and balls at Mau cos of Mau's Hanky Panky!

"BURN IS URN'S SPIT!" :-| Bad Bob did shout, "Oh Mau, what hav you dun?...
I thought I'd not c Urn again cos I kill'd him with that bun!":-0 :-|
Bad Bob admits it's not Burn's fault Burn looks just lyk his Dad
But Bob is still an angry man, and totally, awfully mad! :-| :-| :-| :-|


BURN LOOKS LYK URNY (oooooo Urrrrnnnnnyyyyyy)
Who drohv a big fast Milk Cart in North Lancs :-D :-D :-D




Story to follow on soon ;-) :-D :-D :-D

On a hilltop in a shady spot
URNY was turning in his plot
For Bob had all urns worldly goods
A thought for URNY that couldn't b stood
Now URNY did a pact with God
So that himself could haunt old Bob :-D

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 oooooooooooooooooooooo

now that's SCARY! :-0 :-0 :-0

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

BALLAD OF URNY II.... (IT'S FOLLOW-UP)
(To music of original by B*nny Hill)

Part 2 (Part 1 had it's posting 3 postings back)


Now Big Bad Bob his plot was lost, Bob sprang into his van
And in fury drohv to his doughman's shop just lyk a loony man
His <3 was torn cos Mau had dun such a lying awful scam
And all along his boy was Urn's and Bob had push'd his pram!

In mad abandon and in pain, Bob 8 products for his stall
His pys, his tarts, his currant buns, in fact Bob 8 it all :-0 :-0 :-0
Now groaning on Bob's baking floor, his stomach fit to bust
Bob's innards all did pop and burst, and Bad Bob bit his dust



JUST LYK URNY (ooooooooo Urrrrnnnnny)
Bob's driving a food dispatch van high over Lancs :-D :-D :-D

ooooooaaaaaaaaah


Conclussion of BALLAD OF URNY II to be posted ;-) :-D :-D

Look out for mails in whyt coats you two, coming to tayk you away ha ha.

Mind to turn your clocks on an hour.
Officially Spring at last :-D

YOU R FANTASTIC

Aw Kathy!! I don't think I am but Thank YOU for thinking so! <3

I always had fun doing rhyming songs as a child but not dun so nowadays.

ANYWAY .... IT WAS YOU THAT THOUGHT UP A FABULOUS NOTION ....
...What a brainstorm that was ... GOOD THINKING KATHY! :-D :-D :-D
I would not hav thought about doing that :-)



MYK :-)
Mails in whyt coats for many moons was trying to find moi, but I always gain good hiding spots :-D :-D :-D :-D


Last installment of Ballad of Urny II (It's follow-up story) in it's offing.... watch this void :-D

NOW MAU WHO'S A WIDOW AGAIN
WAS MISSING THE COMPANY OF A LOVING MAN
A NOTION DID POP ITO MIND
COULD I FIND A TOY BOY OR TWO OF A KIND
OH WHAT FUN IT WAS
TO PLOT AND PLAN
UNTIL MAU FOUND AN OBLIGING YOUNG MAN.

( could that man Orkney at fairy dairy) :-D :-D