Quizzes and Games

Primate Benjamin - A sheltered young high society woman joins the Church of England on a whim and finds herself in a more difficult situation than she ever expected

The Mutty Professor

A Veterinary Scientist experiments with a potion, which turns him into a dog. This enables him to understand the problems facing Canine Patients first hand!

The Adventures of Barby McKenzie - the story of an Australian 'sheila' on her travels to the United Kingdom

Diamonds Are for Eve - Start of a sin free alternate universe, where Adam overcomes Eve's fascination with snakes, with the help of a few jewels.

Blue Chunder - Test pilots for a new police helicopter are prone to airsickness.

THE LIZARD OF OZ

Dorothy returns to Oz. This time instead of the Lion, she has the companionship of a Chameleon.

This Chameleon is not able to change colour like other Chameleons, so he's on his way to see the Wizard because he "Wants some colour in his life"!

Three Men in a Boar - Three London gentlemen take a vacation but are pursued by a giant carniverous wild pig.

Car Mash


Everyday life in a scrap yard

That was a good one KenSE :-D

PHONEtooth (PHONEbooth)

A Psychopathic Dentist has a grudge against one of his patients. So he plants a bug-like devise into the patient's tooth, and terrorises him by communicating negative threatening messages through the bug into the patient's brain. The bug is also a time bomb, about to blow the patient's brains out.

The patient is saved, when the Dental Nurse discovers the dastardly plot, and races against the ticking clock to extract the bogus tooth and saves the day.

ParGames
A young man finds a back door into a computer in which reality is confused with golf game-playing, possibly affecting the Ryder Cup.

One of Our Aircraft is Hissing - prequel to Snakes on a Plane.

The Vet (Net)

An unscrupulous Vet and a Computer Whizkid devise a dastardly plot to scramble the microchips implanted in the pedigree pets of the rich and famous. Their plan is to later abduct the pets and hold them for ransom.

The Grime of Miss Jean Brodie - Edinburgh teacher gets her hands dirty.

War Of The Noses

Industrial Espionage at a Perfumery Company. A famous Popstar's quest for the perfect fragrance leads her to all sorts of subterfuge in order to steal a rival's formula.

Bummer Holiday - The bus breaks down before they even get to Europe.

Test Side Story

Rival International Cricket Teams are involved in intrigue and murder- One of the players is uncovered as a CIA plant. On the other side, the star player is a "sleeper" with Soviet connections.

The Green Slide - Astronauts from a nearby space station blow an asteroid up. They return to the station unknowingly bringing back a gooey green substance that is fun to slide about on.

Hello Molly! (Dolly)

A gangster's Moll sets about matchmaking between rival gangs. Peace ensues. All in New York live in Peace and Security!

You nicked my idea Mike!!!! :-D :-D :-D Although the plot was going to be about Male Models!

Best Side Story

A photograph's quest to shoot the ultimate portrait

Coldfinger-

A Docu-film about a menopausal Woman desperate to be cool :-D

The Fridges of Madison County - while her family is away a woman has an affair with a fridge repair man.

Waferworld - Due to global warming the sales of ice creams has rocketed. After the inevitable collapse of civilisation, the automatic factories producing wafers have continued to run covering the Earth in a layer of wafers which makes life difficult for the survivors.

Under Beige (Siege)

Terrorists on ship are given make-overs by captive beautician. This change from "beigeness" alters the terrorists personalities to happier chappies, and brings about the release of all captives. The beautician becomes world famous and they all live happily ever after!!!!:-D