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its a nice blue colour anyway..........cant remeber the other colours in it

ours is the Wilson tartan

our so I think it is anyway..........lol

need to start paying attention to things

veggie hagis.........thats a new one on me

I copied it too lol

Mousey...........lady??

What work do you do

Haggis...oh yuck. dont eat lambs 'guts' lol

I'm have veggie haggis.

Marion

pmsl Marion............nice one

hope you dont mind me copying that for my mum x

Octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old guitar.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks.

Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.

The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says "What are you fooling around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"

The octopus says "Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pyjamas off I'm gonna make love to it!"

I found it ok....a but of a gritty texture, but Ive had worse

Mousey...............added ya chuck xxx
but Im offline at mo...........lol

I went to a burns night last year........great night

never had hagis before

I think he was going to wear it, he said he had a tartan day...Burns.
His other granny was taking him today,and he said she had it at her house ready lol

Awwwwwwwwww bless him Marion.....my little boy has ginger hair

not sure where they go to stay....they have frinds up there....think it may be Loch something or other.........although they travel all over visiting

Grandson was going to wear his tartan tie and his 'see you jimmy ' hat to nursery today lol.
Tartan hat with the 'ginger hair'.

the hair...lol

Theres loads of tartans.

Im in Tayside.

Wow cool Mousey....love the sound of bagpipes

My dad just had a kilt made for him up in Scotland with the tartan thats supposed to be for our name....or something like that.

Didnt know there was loads of different tartans......having a blonde moment again....lol

for what Mousey??

Unpack your hair ?????????????