General Chat

ooooer darl
go and wash ya mouth out and sit on the norty chair
catherine
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I thought there was a derby supporter must have been my mistake
Darlene

Right time for the shops but for those non footy fans visiting the thread (and a great one it is to) some useful football definitions to help you understand the beautiful game:

Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee's assistants and one stupid ball.

Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around

Fans: Two sets of absusive referees

Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where "innocent" players are drawn towards.

Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers

Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging layabout who only misses the goal when he is fed a bad ball

Defender: Player who's function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty area

Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into comitting fouls

OH says goals in a season
Darlene

looks round quick

who's the Derby supporter????????
c
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you should beat Reading Glynis but beating United at their stadium, sorry what's it called again Theatre sommat, oh yes dreams that's it-well that will be hard-

I went to their ground once you know years ago-Derby Day when Roy Keane ended Alfie Harlaands's career, Dave B will remember it well-anyway me and me mate joanne, could only get tickets in the united end, so we sat there cheering for City-no-one batted an eye lid-OH was up in the gods getting a nose bleed-pmsl
happy days-well apart from Roy Keane that is
catherine
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So is that 2 Tottenham supporters 1 man u supporter
1 derby supporter
Darlene

Glynis....

..testing your knowledge, when Graham Roberts signed for Spurs he broke which record?

Colin.......your joke............lol.......gggrrrrrrr



Glynisxxx

All this agro...........I'm used to it!!.......lol

Supported Spurs since I was a kid, for my sins, The ups and more ofter the downs.......lol
So we have to hopefully beat Reading, and then travel to Manx............oh joy...........

Catherine this is a great idea for a thread...........


Glynisxxx

Robbie Savagae is going to Derby County

c
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Very good Colin
OH replied Tottham only win FA cup every 20 years
Darlene

I asked Dave to do a City poem and it's cool so hopefully he's going to put it on here.
c
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guess who I support Catherine, pmsl
Davex

lol lol lol
c
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Another joke to balance it up and so you don't know who I support these days (that way I can insult lots of teams lol :))

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Aston Villa 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."

nice one Darl
good for you
c
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I'm not really a soccer fan, Tottenham is my OH team, when he was a youngster his father and uncle started up a local soccer club and they contacted tottenham for permission to use the Hotspur name.so was born Padstow Hotspurs me I'm a league girl my team St. George-Illawarra Dragons
Darlene

right I'm changing this thread to The Footy Thread-add anything footy- what you think cos I get fed up not seeing footy on here-and I think 1 thread for it is cool anyone else agree?

catherine
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pmsl
c
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