General Chat

thats my mother and you cant do that she deserves better with

the old bird wouldn't be up for it but she wouldn't mind that for herself, after all, Ken is rather boring at the best of times and she could do with a change - she decided there and then to

to see her married off to a native of the South Pacific - who wishes to return home with his new bride but Deidre says

sex change, face lift or euthanasia - Ken thinks it's a bit harsh though and would prefer

......personality transplant.....high-tech operation at Weatherfield hospital......she can choose from....

social worker in to assess her mother's sanity with a view to either a) have her committed or if that fails b) shove her in a Care Home 200 - 300 miles away

slopes off to the betting shop to put a fiver on the nag of the day. Deirdre is less than impressed with her mother's carryings on and decided it's time she got a

get everyones attention by hitting the table with an empty beer tankard or if she is ignored hits the persons concerned with a rolling pin then she

has lost her voice but can still

beach bum - well after all, hadn't Madge [ is it Madge] turned up in Emmerdale? Meanwhile back on Coronation Street it has just been discovered that Steve's daughter Amy is unable to walk - she has to be carried everywhere and passed from person to person - big savings on shoes here by the way - Violet is out of hospital, still pregnant and Dev ha\s recovered enough to return to the minimart. Blanche on the other hand has

beached wulrus (I might be losing the plot here) wheres Ray Langton when you need him? said....

[great minds think alike eh Chris!]

- she was pregnant with triplets by John!!! shock, horror - Sally was sorta "Much Ado about Nothing" but Kevin said "quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn" as he put more Factor 30 on his hairy legs - Weatherfield was far from his mind and he was rather hoping to get an audition for Neighbours, thinking he could play the part of a

'DADDDDDDDDDDDDDD - I' m pregnant and John won't marry me - DADDDDDDDDDDDDDD - Mum has just hit me with a wet teacloth'

in Australia on the surf boards but just inside a month Rosie was on the phone and screaming

Satan but didn't think somehow that would come out on a Genes Reunited search - so he ditched that idea and thought he might try to make a new life for himself in

was concieved. Kev had suspicions that she was the child of...

go on "Who Do You Think You Are" and find his real family and see where Rosie

leg it in case he ended up in prison for smacking John in the chops - not hard enough by the way and he should have smacked Rosie in the chops at the same time - but hey, there was a whole new world waiting for him out there - a life beyond baked beans for tea every night and Sally wittering on about Shakespear and Kevin wanted to

the doors were locked and no sight of Kev,has he decided to